Just Some Guy

The social experience of being a regular on a message board of like, 34 active users on some random fansite was vastly superior to the "social media" we have today

You do not need to elaborate further, because it makes perfect sense.

JJ McCarthy looks like he's trying to front a Matchbox 20 cover band.

A picture of a semi realistic wolverine dressed like comic book wolverine parodying that pipe painting. Credit to Max Scoville and The Comedy Button.

Credit to Max Scoville and The Comedy Button. This was a podcast joke referencing a music video segment of Beavis and Butthead.

Terminator and Mortal Kombat are for shoot two of my nine year old daughter's favorite things.

I've drank like, 1/2 cup straight beef broth before. It's yummy, just like drinking gravy but less calories.

I hate that my favorite driver has such a shitty new sponsor, especially when he gets a long deserved win. Where the fuck is McDonald's Bubba? WHERE THE FUCK IS MCDONALD'S!?

Yeah, that was weird. Like, random dude trolling picked the wrong target. You have literal decades of podcasts, comics, and other online shit. You operate a legit business. You're not looking for "Internet points" you're marketing your products and engaging with fans/potential customers.

You might could pull it off. The trick is to just grow all your hair out, then cut it into a mullet on a free day - if it looks like shit you just cut all of your hair and no one's the wiser.

You're goddamn right Lilo and Stitch is one of the best movies of the 21 century, and I fucking HATE most Disney movies.

Novelty. They wouldn't survive as the seventh best fast food burger joint, but they sure can as the top roast beef/curly fry/mozz stick place.

Got a Switch 2 for my wife just by walking into a Walmart at 9:30am and asking "y'all got any switch 2's left".

Works for me.

A cool ass frog looking like a chill motherfucker I found on my car

Frogs in general kick ass. Look at this fucker I found on my car!

Yeah, "gamers" seem lukewarm, but that's a weird market I don't understand anymore. My wife (who's NOT a gamer) was super stoked but when I told her it looks like it won't run existing Switch games any better she was disappointed and her excitement diminished.

I always thought"flyover country" means the part of the middle of the county where "flying over" is the ONLY way you engage with that area. Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, those places. Great Lakes states are their own thing - if someone called OH flyover that wouldn't seem right.

That being said, I love Daniel Radcliffe. He is the only good thing to come out of any Harry Potter bullshit.
Go watch Miracle Workers, helluva show!

So the thing that makes it extra easy to hate JK Rowling is that I think Harry Potter fucking sucks. There's not even a hint of "separate the art from the artist" because they both fucking suck ass and can fuck right off.

MMA, by a wide margin. Highly skilled fighters are cautious because the wrong move can be an instant loss - lots of feeling out distance and methodical grappling. Lower level guys? They're scrambling and banging and it is fucking glorious

I think the band peaked with both, cause the one-two punch of Highway to Hell and Back in Black is killer. But if I had to pick I'd go Johnson, mostly cause the post Back in Black material is better than the pre Highway to Hell songs.

My dumbass holding a can of Monster Energy Zero Sugar

I dedicate all the energy provided by this Monster Energy Zero Sugar to you, Jan!

I've been seriously considering getting into VHS collecting. Fucking why? WHY do we do this? It's so fucking stupid yet, I can hear the call! The sound of the tape rewinding, stopping, ejecting, these syren songs leading me to my demise!

It's true! You'll get:

The three songs you know and like

Nine songs of mediocre filler.

One song you never heard before but turns out is like, the band's secret best song.

Yeah, no kidding. The Twisted Metal show is watchably mediocre and Mackie shows he has the charisma to main event a light hearted action romp...but I have zero interest in watching anything featuring his marvel character.

Wrestling is theatrical combat. Theater can be comedy. Thus, pro wrestling can be comedy.

I bought a bunch of old playboys at the flea market and actually, the articles and interviews are damned interesting. Mostly as time capsules, but still.

I almost want to start collecting those. I'll never forget when I was eleven years old and the only new book I had to read was the novelization of Child's Play 3, so, goddamnit, I read the the novelization of Child's Play 3.

I think comic crossovers between two companies/universes should just pretend the characters have always existed together. No dimensional portals, multi-verses, or time travel. Just "Boy, I sure am glad J. Jonah Jameson picked me to photograph the big assignment in Metropolis!"

Probably same reason my wife sounds like a sane human and I sound like a jackass hopped up on mountain dew and disdain for the petite burguoise.

It just goes to show you never can tell.

Hear me out - modern remake starring Charlie Day, Danny McBride, and Dave Bautista as the three Male leads.