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Idiot. The Russians tried to establish an airhead outside Kyiv, and were defeated at the battle of Antonov Airport. Then they rolled tank columns down both sides of the Dnieper—using highways!—and were beaten back.

Be vewy vewy qwiet I’m
hunting Texan Dems.

Drugs as well.

Or brain. Or morals.

Off it's tits brother.

Who keeps the car in the divorce?

It's all kicking off today with the fash, and I hear popcorn rationing will be introduced from 6am BST 🤭

I beg your pardon? After 249 years I think it's time you started looking a little closer to home for your metaphors, redcoats would have at least wiped the mud off their boots.

❓How do you get Steve Reed the Environment Secretary to listen to your concerns about the private water industry?

❗⚽Meet him on his home turf.⚽❗

Lois is inviting Steve Reed to the football - fat cat water bosses can do it, so why shouldn't she?

#Loisatthepalace

Apologies,He.

Him?

Why pay tax when you can send Katy Perry to space for 11 minutes?

📍 Amazon store, London

That's what he's saying...

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It just wouldn't open. My phone told me to put it into deep sleep because it was playing up. Uninstalled and reloaded and it seems to be fine now 🤷

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Last Friday in SE12.

Human? You sure?

That is the safest place in the UK.

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You are supposed to stop at a terminus though 🤔

At least Chamberlain was aware that the country's defences were too weak and his appeasement bought an extra year. There wouldn't have been a Battle of Britain,it would have been a short skirmish.

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In fairness they've both got to be desperate...

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