Will

Disco Elysium is the greatest game ever made because it basically explained how it was going to die and then did it

humanity peaked with the burrito tbh

stuff me full of nutrient paste and hook me into a horrifying simulated reality. I will gladly take that over being forced to justify some C-Suite dipshit's marketing plan while I'm stuck in rush hour on my meaningless commute

if Cyberpunk 2077 is gonna become reality can I at least get the braindances and cool implants and shit? this dystopia is boring as fuck.

but deliver us from Subway tho

I'm down 23 pounds (and trying not to be fucking annoying about it) , but anyone who knows me will tell you one of my favorite pastimes is being a bar fly. So when I tell you that this beer, having gone a month without one, might as well be straight dopamine, I'm not lying.

My lovely wife, whose acceptance was essential to my coming out as a woman & doing the hard work to transition medically and socially, is still raising money to get out of the country. Nic is my rock. She has given me so much help. Now she needs help so that we can stay together.

Photo of three crows on some grass in a park. Crows one and two are in the background, walking nicely from left to right. Crow three is flinging themselves across the frame, right to left, wings and tail extended.

*leaves the daily commute to dance*

Well, did you?

This place fucking rules. Had some amazing food there. Hope to see it thrive in spite of the current nightmare.

anyway, continuing my Earthbound stream. stop in and say hi!

twitch.tv/i_eat_llamas

Cynthia Erivo holding space for that

Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:

If Dragon Age Veilguard had just added in Waluigi mode surely it would have made millions

Somehow, the cage-free jumbo eggs at the market near me remain $5, which is what Aldi is now charging for a dozen large caged eggs. Living bougie over here.

We're not buying this shit in 2025. Stop firing all of your talent, demanding monetization, crunching your workers to death, and give the people who actually know what the creative process is like time to cook.

C-Suite jackass: high-quality narratives aren't enough anymore give us more money

Baldur's Gate 3: -exists-

recently snagged a 1440p monitor now that my rig can finally handle it. now the digital, fictional dystopian horrors can be as crystal clear as the IRL ones. 🙃

i'll be over here waiting for Avowed to release while the country is busy collapsing 🫠

keep wagging your finger, that'll show them this time 🙄

[watching my neighbor burn my house down]

IM GONNA VOTE AGAINST YOU SO HARD AT THE NEXT HOA MEETING

finally deleted all 3 of my twitter accounts. good riddance, but starting over is bittersweet. 🥺