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“Unlimited L’s” seems very apropos.

The only things MAGA opposes about HBCUs are history, Black people, and colleges and universities.

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

felt cute, might get in a death cab later.

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

"They're stacking multiple slurp juices on a single ape, Jerry!"

kid rock fucking sucked live 10 years ago and i’m sure he hasn’t taken any lessons in vocals or charisma since

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?

ME: It's funny how arrivederci has the word arrive in it when it actually means that you're leaving.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate.

Went to my local library this morning to do a bit of research for my current book project and my goodness such a life-affirming space! There was an adult being taught to read on the next table, children enjoying story time, countless people taking out books. So grateful for our libraries ❤️

I logged onto X to do my banking this morning and it’s crazy to see how much public opinion has shifted about Minnesota.

driving in DC is a really bad idea on any day, but especially today

hi if you use IG can you please follow the handbasket there so i can “diversify” “platforms”

www.instagram.com/thehandbaske...

Federal and local planners in Washington have long sought to raze a derelict federal office district in DC. The area is enormous: some 230 acres, or 42 city blocks' worth of distressed government buildings.

This is where Trump's wrecking ball could swing next: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS

#OnMyWalk to the Albuquerque Comicon! Hope to see some of you this weekend! #BeKind #ReachOut Sending Love To You All💗🌷💗🥳💗🎉💗🌷💗🥳💗🎉💗🌷💗🥳💗🎉💗🌷💗🥳

For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why!

Airs Feb 1

I have been trying for years to figure out how best to word this iteration of the meme (maybe starts: "Chicago investment banker Jack Ryan surprises his wife with a trip to a sex club in Paris" ?), but this works just fine - bravo!

The domino meme, with "Seven of Nine gets divorced" as the small domino "and "fascism runs wild in American streets" as the big domino. Seven of Nine was a Borg character on Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by Jeri Ryan. In real life, she was married to the Republican Senator from Illinois. When they divorced, there were all sorts of tawdry details entered into the public record. The scandal caused the senator to step down, which opened up a senate spot for Barack Obama, whose unthinkable crime against freedom (being black) has whipped all of these freaks up into a frenzy.

i think about this a lot

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

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Has anyone else noticed the year number goes up pretty much every year

ticket page for Song of the South, beginning a year long residency at the request of the board.

Tickets still available - The year long Trump-Kennedy Center residency of Song of the South (1946) is only days away!

honestly I think it’s heartwarming that it’s still possible to milkshake duck as an internationally known icon posthumously at age 91

Look I’m genuinely sorry that you have to work today but please do not ever email me on December 26 ever again.

fuck it. it's christmas steve this year