@cowboybeepboop.bsky.social
Why can't I do those magic eye thingies any more?
If you meet the Buddha on the road, cancel him. π
19.09.2023 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice! Sometimes I go to the hardware store and do phrenology on myself.
18.09.2023 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow! Didnβt know that r/MLP was such a hotbed for debate.
17.09.2023 22:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βIf you can read this the breeches fell off!β
17.09.2023 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs all well and good, but whatβs your hover hand game like?
17.09.2023 17:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*Dennis Miler voice* Kierk-e-gaard.
youtu.be/VobMQyQhbJQ?...
Proof that self medication does actually work for things like anxiety.
16.09.2023 01:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonightβs bowling scores from yours truly:
98
92
163
(Started drinking at the end of game two.)
I fre*king knew it.
16.09.2023 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Live
Laugh
Love and Rockets
Donβt get too hung up on it. I always tell myself that thereβll be other posts to make.
14.09.2023 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My body is ready.
wwmt.com/news/local/b...
Gizzy Starbust
14.09.2023 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Local gov't here. I'm not ready for that bigtime stuff yet.
14.09.2023 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lucky you. All I have to look forward to are a sea of blank Teams avatars and silent attendees. Maybe I need to start trolling my own meetings...
14.09.2023 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have to start a meeting in five minutes that no one, including myself, wants to be at. Why do we lie to ourselves like this? (helpful responses ONLY)
14.09.2023 16:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
