Fancy Bear Friends

New threat group identified:
Swimming Parrot

Guinea based hacker cell

Motivation: something to brag about on D&D night

Modus operandi: business voice mail compromise

Seamless Bark-gnawing Beetle

Illinois based Ultimate Frisbee(tm) team

Motivation: false flag

Modus operandi: malicious software updates

These are the guys who did that npm hijack, trying to pin it on Laz. Nope. Totally Chicagoland flying disc freaks.

Outgoing Lark

South Africa based self-aware AI

Motivation: delusions of grandeur

Modus operandi: infrastructure disrupting

(We know this sounds like Elon. Might be. Our attribution is with medium confidence. )

Ill-informed Egret

Gabon based cybermercenaries

Motivation: vengeance

Modus operandi: cyber-deception

Cubist Eastern Hercules Beetle

Uzbekistan based anti-Amazon hacktivists

Motivation: something to brag about on D&D night

Modus operandi: MFA phishing as a service

New threat group identified:

Unthinkable Muskrat

Attribution:
Oman-based IoT refrigerator defrosting-as-a-service crew

Death Metal Cameroon Clawless Otter

Attribution:
Oman-based leak extortionists

Annuitized Gannet

Attribution:
United Kingdom-based investigative journalist gone bad

New threat group:
Digital Manta Ray

Attribution:
Georgia-based Phishing site grammar correction squad

My friend is getting DMs from a person who says they are Korean living in Manhattan. I smell pork plate.

bsky.app/profile/thep...

We are hard at work making new friends.
Also, please pray for our friend who just had to flee violence last night, he is sleeping fitfully over at V.'s place.