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Billionaire πŸ’°, Genius 🀯, International Fashion Model πŸ•΄οΈ Former lover of TimothΓ©e Chalamet ❀️ and a compulsive liar πŸ˜‰LGB with the T πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 5 Years Sober 🚫🍺🍸πŸ₯ƒπŸš«

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I shine a laser pointer in my neighbor's window when they're gone. Their cat has trashed 3 sets of mini blinds chasing it. They have no idea it's me. Am l evil? Yes, I am.

06.03.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

There are definitely worse things - man is fiiiiiiiiine!

06.03.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I thought you were Dan Levy πŸ™ˆπŸ™Š

You must get that all the time? πŸ˜‚

06.03.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Text with tree and mountain silhouettes and a dark sky full of stars.

Text with tree and mountain silhouettes and a dark sky full of stars.

05.03.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2118    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 14
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05.03.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We won’t know until about November - it’ll be revealed to us when we’re least expecting it.

05.03.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Green flag energy, right there πŸ™Œ

05.03.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He must be talking about the resounding success in the Middle East of course - clearly now enjoying peace and harmony thanks to US military action…

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Oh wait.
Never mind.

05.03.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up picture of several red roses and their ruffled petals.

A close up picture of several red roses and their ruffled petals.

β€œSmell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno

Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱

#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening

05.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve all been there.

The relief when you hear that startup chime…

05.03.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.

American voters:

04.03.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25945    πŸ” 4716    πŸ’¬ 458    πŸ“Œ 212

I mean, when you gotta go… πŸ‘€

05.03.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.

05.03.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7815    πŸ” 1809    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 45
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05.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s possibly the perfect example of Apple seemingly releasing a product that they know is ALMOST perfect.

05.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.

05.03.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this is a Glee song that should have been.

03.03.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we know which had the longer run time - Adrien Brody’s movie or his speech?

03.03.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her acceptance speech would have been… interesting…

β€œThank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”

03.03.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Demi Moore secretly didn’t want to win, to prove that The Substance was right? πŸ‘€

03.03.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mikey Madison winning is such a fun epilogue to the Substance

03.03.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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This year's Oscars, in terms of iconic moments

03.03.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Adrien Brody shut up challenge

03.03.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adrien Brody is the first person to win 2 #OscarsΒ with only 2 nominations.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

03.03.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

If Brody doesn’t win Best Actor, it’s purely because of the AI scandal.

03.03.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TWO songs from The Wiz?? 😍

QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍

03.03.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay Latifah singing The Wiz in a sea of golden androgynously uniformed dancers? THIS IS MY OSCARS

03.03.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You tryna tell me that The Brutalist had a better score than Wicked??

#oscars2025

03.03.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly don’t take a lifetime to get your ass from your seat to the stage, and then complain that you didn’t have enough time to thank your next door neighbour’s cat in your acceptance speech

#Oscars2025

03.03.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜THE BRUTALIST’ has won Best Cinematography at the #OscarsΒ 

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

03.03.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14

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