Caleb

what about the actual Gospels, where the Women lead the Men to the Good News of the Resurrection? why not just embrace what our Mother Church has freely offered since that day?

these TikTok snakes that talk about Christians suppressing the Divine Feminine in the Gospel of Thomas--oh the letter where "Jesus" says women must become men to enter the Kingdom??

“Legacy contamination”

“Marvel Girl”

WE CAN TELL.

shouted HAYMAN during the Conjuring trailer in this theater when Patrick Wilson said “in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ”

going back in time and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ John Nelson Darby with a hammer

Jesus will be in agony until the end of the world. - Pascal

vampirism is real,
just not in the way we think.

the horrors of kings…

Time to start accusing people of this again:

It was Malcolm Guite who introduced the idea to me, and I was like, “yeah right…well…wait a minute…oh my God…”

Me: I promise I’m not going to get political tonight.

Me after two beers:

“But BaptoHammer…” you say, “clearly Moses is a mythopoetic construction of a post-exilic Isra—“

🚨EXTREMELY WRONG BUZZER🚨

Ooh, I’m sorry, but the right answer is that was literally Moses standing next to Jesus of Nazareth on the mountain!

*me talking about the Transfiguration*

Moses and Elijah—who time travelled, by the way…

in a FedEx where all 6 employees are standing in a circle in the back just laughing, and both the person in front of and behind me are talking on speakerphone.

closing my eyes and imagining a chasm opening under our feet, swallowing us all in its hellacious maw forever and ever.

I agree, that is if I’m recalling his argument correctly. But it was a novel interpretation, I’ll give him that.

It’s funny. I heard Greg Thornbury say almost the opposite of this. Something like:

Abel’s was accepted because he took the creation mandate seriously & innovated farming tech.

And Cain’s was rejected because he was passive in his dominion over the world. Plants will always grow on their own.

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“On that day the LORD with his relentless, large, strong sword will bring judgment on Leviathan, the fleeing serpent—Leviathan, the twisting serpent. He will slay the monster that is in the sea.”
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- Isaiah‬ ‭27‬:‭1

he—simply—boogie

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and he gives them to anyone he wants.”

At that moment the message against Nebuchadnezzar was fulfilled. He was driven away from people. He ate grass like cattle, and his body was drenched with dew from the sky, until his hair grew like eagles’ feathers and his nails like birds’ claws.” (Dan.‬ ‭4‬)

“King Nebuchadnezzar, to you it is declared that the kingdom has departed from you. You will be driven away from people to live with the wild animals, and you will feed on grass like cattle for 7 periods of time, until you acknowledge that the Most High is ruler over human kingdoms…

At the end of 12 months, as he was walking on the roof of the royal palace in Babylon, the king exclaimed, “Is this not Babylon the Great that I have built to be a royal residence by my vast power and for my majestic glory?”

While the words were still in the king’s mouth, a voice came from heaven:

That’s right.

No. Maggots are the Slipknot fanbase. We far pre-date Trump and we will far outlast him.

I, too, am a devout Christian and a maggot.

What I can’t believe is how many people validate this 22-year-old baby whose whole ideology boils down to “a church is only good if it’s on the historical landmark registry.”

I just cannot believe how many indulge that kind of thinking.

Erm, I’m freakin Redeemed!