Trip | Saltburn summer 💅🏻

Okay, you’ve got me there, that’s valid 😂

There need to be more Star Wars stories that center around baseless and irrational grudges.

“Why do you hate them?”
“I dunno, just look at that stupid fucking face. I’ve gotta punch it.”

Enemies to Bigger Enemies

Withholding benefits from vulnerable populations who rely on them for basic food security is the lowest of fucking low

Please say this is a joke (my condolences to the future Widow Juggernuts 😭)

Channeling my inner angry Manc football hooligan while trying not to freeze my bits off Trick or Treating

My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈

The scariest part was losing myself but thankfully I’ve gotten my groove back 💃🏻

This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol

A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻

Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS

I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars

Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me

lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds

Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE

Hayley Williams, girl please call me because we’ve got some shit to talkkkkk 💅🏻

Art by Matt Adrian featuring a bird and the text “my only crime was that I was down to clown”

I suppose I should add that I already knew this about you and I’m not like… your really fucking problematic American internet acquaintance revealing her true self in front of your followers or some shit 😭

You’re tall?? What are you gonna tell me next, that you’re Jewish?

An army of clankers being reflected in the visor of a 501st clone trooper

I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025

Pedro Pasqual’s live action Katamari King by me

NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE

Every night I pride myself to sleep

I posted the most embarrassing video of all time and earned my teenager’s respect 😭

Daily affirmation 🤌🏻

Three pack of six inch Black Series figures. Is calling them clankers still racist? Anyhow, the droids from Jedi Survivor

My #RossCon find was not nearly as exciting as some that I’ve seen shared, but you bet they came home with me

I was born into the internet and forged by it. I was a latchkey kid with a stack of AOL trials discs and days of unsupervised access to the web in 1995. I’ve seen… a lot.

I can’t judge, I was probably perusing clone dong on Twitter at the time

This feels so fucking threatening 😭

Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations

Real

a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye ALT: a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye

It should be legal to demand shared custody of other people’s pets