Trip | Saltburn summer 💅🏻

Please say this is a joke (my condolences to the future Widow Juggernuts 😭)

Channeling my inner angry Manc football hooligan while trying not to freeze my bits off Trick or Treating

My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈

The scariest part was losing myself but thankfully I’ve gotten my groove back 💃🏻

This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol

A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻

Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS

I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars

Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me

lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds

Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE

Hayley Williams, girl please call me because we’ve got some shit to talkkkkk 💅🏻

Art by Matt Adrian featuring a bird and the text “my only crime was that I was down to clown”

I suppose I should add that I already knew this about you and I’m not like… your really fucking problematic American internet acquaintance revealing her true self in front of your followers or some shit 😭

You’re tall?? What are you gonna tell me next, that you’re Jewish?

An army of clankers being reflected in the visor of a 501st clone trooper

I just want someone who looks at me the way I’m looking at the variant cover for Star Wars #6 2025

Pedro Pasqual’s live action Katamari King by me

NEW KATAMARI TIMMMEEEEE

Every night I pride myself to sleep

I posted the most embarrassing video of all time and earned my teenager’s respect 😭

Daily affirmation 🤌🏻

Three pack of six inch Black Series figures. Is calling them clankers still racist? Anyhow, the droids from Jedi Survivor

My #RossCon find was not nearly as exciting as some that I’ve seen shared, but you bet they came home with me

I was born into the internet and forged by it. I was a latchkey kid with a stack of AOL trials discs and days of unsupervised access to the web in 1995. I’ve seen… a lot.

I can’t judge, I was probably perusing clone dong on Twitter at the time

This feels so fucking threatening 😭

Bar Bar? Jarbie? Cosplayers should run nations

Real

a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye ALT: a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye

It should be legal to demand shared custody of other people’s pets

I made a TikTok today, I have been influenced, I will influence others, I will become one with The Algorithm as the prophecy has foretold

Omg you scared me, Scary Juggernuts 😱

Pretzel-shaped sleeping kitten

But for why

Screenshot from Star Wars Card Trader app featuring a red and silver BX droid labeled Beetu Deetu

New droid dropped Star Wars fam