Deadbeat Cat Dad

Not my junk, not my problem.

You think about other people's piss way too much.

How much fucking time do these people spend in public bathrooms on average? To make such a miniscule part of your day the thing that you pretend to worry about is a huge tell, I think.

I'm not too proud to point out when I'm wrong.

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Pierogi is just another way of spelling praxis.

We must reclaim the oaf from the fettermans of the world.

My mom to this day calls about natural disasters that are three states away. We humans are really bad at factoring distance into our threat assessments.

Retail Sales: Beer, Wine, and Liquor Stores Retail Sales: Beer, Wine, and Liquor Stores

This is just one data point but I'm inclined to think that there's a cohort that drinks alone at home and lies in their responses.
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Hey, I'm generalizing ovah heah

Hovind is still alive?

Ed, someone generated a project plan and made me and other people sit down to discuss it as if it were real. It was a somewhat radicalizing moment.

A moment that keeps rattling around in my brain is the time I was somewhat condescendingly referred to as "analog" because I didn't use genai to produce documents.

Oh really, you work in a "tank" made for "thinking"?

I have to clarify, that is in the video, I did not do anything to the screenshot.

Easter egg at 3:58

maga rasputin talks like an incel, which, to be clear, tracks.

Don't need a crystal ball to see a lot of car dealerships splitting in half in the very near future.

Attack Attack! - The Masquerade

Remember that crabcore band that everyone made fun of 15 years ago? They're back, and they're touring. Sure thing man, why not.

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The Hawk Tuah theory of mind of economic activity - get the bag and get the fuck out.

Engineers are notorious for becoming cranks in other fields, like antivaxxers, or creationists, or UFO nuts.

Portland seems like the perfect spot for 'em. Fairly hilly, bike lanes aplenty...

In a better world Heather Heyer would have turned 40 today.

A little surprised that there's no neo-ahnenerbe yet.

Successfully keeping the screaming on the inside 👍

He 100% positively had the master race chin, that is, none.

Easter egg at 3:58

Oh hell yeah, thanks for the recommendation!

Deflipping can be defined in many ways but I have yet to hear of a bad one.

I dunno, the mechahitler turn makes me think it's time to lock it in a bunker with a walther handgun and a single bullet.

My comment made no sense due to fat fingering the reply button, but I meant that the spinning platters make it seem even more unlikely.