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There goes Trump thinking about young children again.

Gaslighting is gross. But for God's sake, PLEASE DON'T light a match when the Orange Cockspud (pronounced "dick-tater") is gaslighting. If the explosion doesn't kill us, the smell will.

Putin to Trump: "You either tell the world that you believe my obvious lie, or I'll finally release the legendary Russian sex worker pee tape."

Trump to world: "Putin always tells the truth."

I keep seeing hair growth ads. So either my algorithm knows nothing about me, or manly men who spent generations pretending that vanity is feminine and threatens their machismo are more accepting of relaxing gender norms than they'll ever admit. I'm betting it's the second and that makes me laugh.

No, they're really not. Pictures and pages completely redacted is not releasing anything.

For a team that had no issue disrespecting the losing team last year in trying to plant their flag, by guarding their "M" at the end of this loss just demonstrated that they knew all along what kind of assholes they were a year ago. I guess I can't expect dumb Wolverines to understand hypocrisy.

Let us not forget his career on Broadway. Original cast of Oliver! and the original Broadway performer on the roles of Teen Angel and Jonny Casino in Grease. His solo as Teen Angel will always be the best rendition of that song.

I'm sure even MAGA knows he's in those files and guilty of terrible things. I think they're just so embarrassed by their own naive, stubborn support for him through all of his past wrongdoings that their only choice is to double down on their illusions instead of admitting they were wrong.

He's screwed farmers, the poor, the sick, small businesses, and the middle class on down. His voters reside in several of those categories. What fucking clueless moron still supports this uncontrollable colon of a President? I mean, we'd laugh at his remaining supporters if they weren't so tragic.

I look forward to seeing "Orange Filled Diaper Stadium" in big letters on the side of it.

I bet they started dating 4 years ago.

It's so his family couldn't hear her tell him he's not getting to second base without a ring.

I don't disagree with her, but there is much hypocrisy in taking that stand. Aren't most/all politicians casting specific votes on legislation to appease the interests of donors? Yes, they are. If she wants this, I dare her and all politicians to wear the badges of the actual people they represent.

Somehow she turned being a cookie cutter blond Fox News liar into an embarrassingly failing career. The correlation here is incredibly obvious.

Dear moderate Republicans; you spent so much time dissing Hillary and Kamala just because they were Democrats while shutting yourselves off to every warning they made about the current Fascist-in-charge. But They. Were. Right. About. Everything. We all know how dumb MAGA is so this is on you.

My guess: Tyler Robinson's attorney will be hired by Trump, and suddenly Robinson will claim he was radicalized by the Left.

The GOP wants to reframe pedophilia, and monsters who prey on children, as a meaningless and weaponized label word lobbed at them by the left. Think about that. There used to be some subjects that brought people together in unified condemnation. Now, the GOP stands for Gross Old Pedophiles.

It's possible - there's plenty of time between now and then for Michigan to steal Ohio State's signs.

Hmm. You'd think he would have said that the day his assistants begin stealing opponents' signs was the most important day to him.

When billionaires piss away money they didn't need from a tax bill that fucks everyone else, that right there is trickle down economics. The trickle part is the piss on our faces. I'm so proud to do my civic duty by financing Bezos' wedding and for Koch, Zuckerberg and the rest to buy new yachts.

Notice how her upper lip doesn't move? Pigs probably died for her mouth.

"Details alarming allegations" means that they are prepared to show all of the Mike Lindell interviews.

Did Trump voters know that they were voting for this? They were warned, but are they getting what they expected or wanted? They'll suffer with the rest of us, so maybe start doing something? Pressure your GOP reps, you fucking idiots. Explain the consequences for their support for that orange dick.

I'd call her bat shit crazy, but she's so much more disgusting and worthless than bat shit that making the comparison is incredibly unfair to bat shit.

My adopted senior cat, Buddy, loves his toy mouse. At 3 A.M. Every night. But no sleep just means I get to enjoy this cute and furry monster more hours of the day.

If there is such a thing as an afterlife, I'm crossing the Rainbow Bridge. Because animals are a far better choice to spend eternity with than people.

Once again, Trump is a liar. He doesn't have friends.

If sensible people ever manage to regain our government, I hope they deport everyone in the current administration. You know, like they're doing to US citizens and migrants who entered the US through proper channels, were here legally, but still ended up in a foreign prison.

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