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Hmm. You'd think he would have said that the day his assistants begin stealing opponents' signs was the most important day to him.

When billionaires piss away money they didn't need from a tax bill that fucks everyone else, that right there is trickle down economics. The trickle part is the piss on our faces. I'm so proud to do my civic duty by financing Bezos' wedding and for Koch, Zuckerberg and the rest to buy new yachts.

Notice how her upper lip doesn't move? Pigs probably died for her mouth.

"Details alarming allegations" means that they are prepared to show all of the Mike Lindell interviews.

Did Trump voters know that they were voting for this? They were warned, but are they getting what they expected or wanted? They'll suffer with the rest of us, so maybe start doing something? Pressure your GOP reps, you fucking idiots. Explain the consequences for their support for that orange dick.

I'd call her bat shit crazy, but she's so much more disgusting and worthless than bat shit that making the comparison is incredibly unfair to bat shit.

My adopted senior cat, Buddy, loves his toy mouse. At 3 A.M. Every night. But no sleep just means I get to enjoy this cute and furry monster more hours of the day.

If there is such a thing as an afterlife, I'm crossing the Rainbow Bridge. Because animals are a far better choice to spend eternity with than people.

Once again, Trump is a liar. He doesn't have friends.

If sensible people ever manage to regain our government, I hope they deport everyone in the current administration. You know, like they're doing to US citizens and migrants who entered the US through proper channels, were here legally, but still ended up in a foreign prison.

Woke Trans Athletes.

And it seemed like just yesterday when Republicans were screaming about made up Democrat pay-to-play schemes everywhere. There is no truer prediction to GOP corruption than the GOP itself.

Since Mattel is now a country, I want to live there. I'll bet it is a lot more fun!

Just a few years ago, I had empathy for everyone regardless of our differences. Now, however, I find the tears of the fucked-over-by-Trump MAGA an absolute delicacy.

Couldn't have happened at a better time. It completely exposes their absolute hypocrisy and complete lack of Christian values.

She was going to say no until he agreed to pay her with Vodka.

Isn't it time we rebrand "Woke" to "Empathy" so that Republicans will be forced to finally admit what they are really against?

Feeling very relieved that the new Pope isn't orange.

I always thought Trump had no real talent or knowledge other than an ability to con people. Now I'm beginning to see that he may be the most successful con man of all time. He convinced half of the US that he cares about them just so that he could pull off a get rich scheme.

Hmmm. Not Sc'euxbyd'eux?

Dearest Maga, if he truly gave a diapered shit about you, he'd have included you in his market manipulation scheme. But even if he had, you're too broke to do anything about it. That's his fault, too, you know.

I was going to say the dog and the pussy, but then I realized that they're all dogs and pussies.

Trump's dick measuring contest with Canada can only fail. Thanks to Stormy Daniels spilling the beans, there's little doubt Canada's are way bigger.

You're being entirely unfair to South Park.

I'm pretty sure Miss Graham enjoys his boyfriends small and mushroom-shaped.

Rhymes with "runt."

The root of "Rubio" is "Rube."

The root of Rubio is Rube.

Some might say it's about that pee tape.