nikki

i tried having a boyfriend but i broke up with him because he took too long to propose (we dated for a month)

no caller ID bc you’re obsessed with me is crazy

it’s always the worst people you’ve ever met talking about “why don’t good things happen to me?”

no tweet will ever be funnier than trumps “STOP THE COUNT!” from the last election

i love saving pics to my phone, it’s like picking berries and satisfies my gathering instincts

bitches love to fuck around but hate to find out, like what did you think this was?

they call it gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you could’ve made

a lost art fr

asking for gifts on tiktok live is just the digital version of shaking a cup

i keep saying “it is what it is” but what even is it

why was mike tyson’s butt the only shot with 1080p and the rest of the stream was blurry 😭

next fight should be jake paul vs. RJK Jr.

sometimes a song be so good, i’ll restart it before it even ends

God i love bruno mars

tipping culture is getting so scary because why am i being asked to tip at the self checkout in the grocery store???

now that’s a show i’d watch on netflix

i mean for 90% i’d take the risk

i love holding my baggy pants like a princess gown when i walk down stairs

true but the deals aren’t even that great anymore

people fr used to die in those black friday crowds and now everyone just shops online like that never happened