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Original, like a cover band.

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Latest posts by originalmateo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just lie and make up a ghost story.

18.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You need to be too busy with businessing your business.

16.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But they say they'll give you $5000 to have a kid now! I mean, that'll cover like 1/3 of the hospital costs to give birth!

04.05.2025 20:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And, now I know why I call it Hawley Smoot, instead of Smoot Hawley.

05.04.2025 11:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If no one told me the design was changed, I wouldn't have noticed.
Hell, I honestly still don't see it.

02.03.2025 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The refractory period

23.02.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then, going back to the one you've played a thousand times already.

08.02.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait.
You mean that I actually had fun playing Life is Strange: Double Exposure?!

I mean, I loved it. Then everyone told me I was wrong.

07.02.2025 02:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Winning an award from a festival that was started by "filmmakers" who couldn't get into other fests isn't a flex.

It's like being named the sharpest crayon.

05.02.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shackled by Jesus
Lust sets free.

02.02.2025 13:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chase levels in Crash are the 1st thing that come to mind.

15.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Easy difficulty isn't a bad thing.

11.01.2025 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My android does this too

22.11.2024 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Trump names former wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his pick for education secretary McMahon, who is a co-chair of Trump's transition team, led the Small Business Administration during Trump's first term.

Wait, this isn't satire?

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

We are in the worst timeline.

20.11.2024 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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