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Pardon me, I forgot this was a satire account

I’m playing the f outta this bg3 patch

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Amen

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I would add that I think there’s a place for *cheerful* resistance. Take MLK’s daughter and her advice to protestors (I don’t have a link, but I read it and it’s in my head).

Hope is an important ingredient in that :D

I’ve got 99 problems but money ain’t one! 💰🤑💰🤑🕺

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Thank you for your contribution to my oligarchic schemes! 😌🤑💰💰💰💰

I’m used to controlling men with a few lobbying dollars, it’s better that they’re the voters.

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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

It was #MAR10 day…of course we made the markets red. We couldn’t go having a GREEN Mario day, that could possibly be taken as a Luigi day 😰🫣

Surely once TikTok is banned, the global west will migrate to Meta/Twitter/Instagram. Money is looking goooood for my friends the Zuck and El Presidente Musk. 💰💵💸🤑🥰

Surely users won’t migrate to the actual Chinese version of TikTok (REDNote). Surely they won’t. 🥴😌

I can’t wait until we have white phosphorus back in matches!!! 🤑💵💰💰💰😍

Hahahahaha we C-Suite butchers will control the media, if not now fully, certainly with a Trump presidency 🤑🤑🤑💰💰

Well duh, Elon Musk is the president in all but name, and all he cares about is money, even at the expense of America.

As he should, he’s earned the ability to pay for whatever the fuck he wants #billionaire

We C-Suite folks will be fine no matter what so, who cares? 🤑💰💵🥰

You might think you’ve heard a Medvedev-new-year-hangover whining, but have you ever heard a billionaire bitching about H-1B visas? It sways even an elected president 😂😂😂🤑💰💰

Fuck you allll #MAGA, we billionaires always, ALWAYS, get what we want. #H1B visas as well 😌🤑💵💰💰

someone somewhere Carter. He did make me who I am, but have you heard about our current oligarchs? We are MUCH more interesting.

Just saying, president Musk has really flexed his money getting Trump to bow to him about H1B stuff.

Don’t fight the billionaire power, JOIN IT 😈

Or are there too many of us ( I mean you all) to handle?

Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you

open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

Yall dead, #Luigi supporters. Did you honestly think we billionaires in the C-Suite would stand down and stand by?

Listen I’m totally a rich oligarch, please treat me as such 🥺👉👈

Also pleas ignore the turkussy, I was told loosening the skin to spread herby butter up there would make things tastier lol

I mean yes it was all made by paid poors, but you don’t have to call out my inadequacy like that. I can totally cook!! 😟

HEY

Somehow, even as the capitalist scum that I am, I was blocked as well. It’s a sad day for the incoming American oligarchy 🥲

Don’t forget, we C-Suite billionaires will paint all dissidents as terrorists, or malcontents.

Did you know the French Revolution was done by outsiders!!?? The shock and horror!! :O

Watch your ever-increasing subscription service media, let us rich folks decide what happens in the world around you

As typical, I expect you’ll not let any actual poors into that establishment.

Keep on with your merry distractions💕

Sincerely: all us billionaires 🤑🤑💰💰😏

Ez, just kill all the aminals, it’s something we in the C-Suite just do as second nature

Something something funding

Oops, almost forgot: “ominous threat if you don’t further my beliefs and push them on people who’ve found a way to exist morally without religion”

Hello Librarian! I see you’ve made your life out of educating the unwashed masses!

May I interest you in a book controlling job where you police what children read instead of their parents!?

I offer you fig pudding, instead of the billions we C-Suite operatives make on the daily. 🤑💰💰💰

Yessss, stay busy and/or tired, that’s how us C-Suite fuckers want you.

🫡🤑💰💰