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Rep. Jasmine Crockett Officially Announces Candidacy for Ranking Member of House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform WASHINGTON – Today, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett officially announced that she is running to serve as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee.

These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.

Read my full letter to my colleagues here:

crockett.house.gov/media/press-...

Let me tell you, I don’t care what anyone says, I’m always gonna go see a Jurassic park movie in theaters,

"Tesla Inc. employs an odometer system that utilizes predictive algorithms, energy consumption metrics, and driver behavior multipliers that manipulate and misrepresent the actual mileage travelled by Tesla vehicles," reads the lawsuit. "In so doing, Defendants can, and do, accelerate the rate of depreciation of the value of Tesla vehicles and also the expiration of Tesla vehicle warranties to reduce or avoid responsibility for contractually required repairs as well as increase the purchase of its extended warranty policy."

It seems Tesla is detecting vehicles that may have problems, and artificially running their odometers faster so the warranty expires before they have to do any service

Just incredible grift

You would think that Target would have a new consumer base full of people that were protesting rainbow displays… but alas

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

Cillian Murphy is the Nikola Jokić of actors. He loves playing the game, but once the whistle blows he just wants to go home to his horses.

Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sánchez. Bezos is in a tight fitting shirt, heart-shaped sunglasses, tight white pants, and a white belt. The shirt has a red, gold, and blue pattern in the style of a kitchen backsplash. Sánchez is in a two-piece, sparkly outfit.

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

That’s got to be unimaginably hard

It's $80-ish each way, too. For the same dates, the cheapest flight was twice as much. On Spirit.

no. I cackled!!!!

A smiling Ms. Frizzle, in colorful dress, sits in driver’s seat of The Magic School Bus. Liz, a smiling green lizard, sits in her lap holding the steering wheel.

Seat belts, everyone 💚

If you’re on the struggle bus, please remember your seat belt (your seat belt is self-care). It is NOT selfish to prioritize your mental health, take care of you.

Visit your local library or favorite bookstore, watch your comfort show, drink some water, pet all the dogs…
💚

All except Ferrari. They are they up. Was good for both in person and virtual viewing

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

PK saw Mauricio outside in the streets with the young girls and getting a divorce and thought he’d have the same good time. Sir your money is funny and so is your face. #rhobh

Oh no sir.

I don’t pause shit.
If my skeet make you think of dick that’s yo business.

France to host emergency summit on Ukraine as Trump administration and Russian officials set to begin peace negotiations without Europe European leaders are set to gather in Paris on Feb. 17 for an emergency summit over concerns that the U.S. is advancing peace talks with Russia without Europe, Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorsk...

Baby France said “My crew, over here!” And I know that’s fucking right Europe!! Do what the fuck you gotta do. Just leave the side gate open for asylum seekers please 😂😂

kyivindependent.com/france-to-ho...

You did that!!!

Bubba ... He gone get up in that office and sell secrets we didn't know we had!

I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭

At this point I’m not afraid to admit that I don’t ever know which one of y’all taught me biology and which one wrote the Tuberculosis book I want to get. I support both yall tho.

FYI: You might know me as any number of things, but one of the things I am is a YouTuber who has been running a yearly charity event since 2007. That’s going to become apparent on my bsky feed over the next four or five days.

You can learn more about it at projectforawesome.com.

Let me tell you how EVERYBODY is in this passport office (including me) is trying to get their kids passports! Everyone is preparing for the inevitable time when we have to skeedaddle.

serena williams is married to an armenian from brooklyn who wore a DARE t-shirt to a tennis match against her dope shooting opponent. he probably helped her stretch before the performance. a petty prince.

Hollering

Screenshot of tweet from @WhitlockJason who quoted Alexis Ohanian to say: "This is Serena’s husband, a true beta. He’s mad at me rather than the wife Crip walking and still thinking about Drake. Simp." @alexisohanian's quoted tweet reads: "Some of y'all have no idea how criticized Serena was for this same dance at Wimbledon 13 years ago and it shows.... This is bigger than the music." Attached is an excerpt from an article that previously criticized Serena and video of her dancing during Kendrick Lamar's performance at the Super Bowl Halftime show.

Screenshot of tweet from @alexisohanian: "I get it—you’re 57, and life didn’t turn out the way you imagined. That kind of disappointment must be exhausting. You’re the embodiment of peaked in high school, spending decades chasing validation from strangers through Likes and Digital Hugs, only to find that no amount of external approval fills the void. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Criticism only fuels your victim complex, reinforcing the comforting delusion that there's some grand conspiracy against you and your "brave ideas"—when in reality, you've just got terrible takes. It’s a cycle: outrage, backlash, self-pity, repeat. This is a lonely road. There’s still time to rewrite the ending — start by working on yourself first. You'll find that if you wake up every morning trying to be a little better, a little more curious, you won't have time for irrational hating — you'll be too busy winning."

Brief pause on my "no tweets" rule to show y'all a dead body.

Alex tweeted it then retweeted himself to make sure everyone saw the murder he committed 😂

Bring back Box office tickets!! Bring back camping outside for tickets I’m over this shit! Bots can’t camp outside!

I’ve been trying to learn how to do this for years smh.

I just said this lmao

Drake finna sue the colors red, white, and blue.