Half a long grape. "Which is like one normal grape" I'll explain.
31.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@spiderfrog.bsky.social
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by its frogs.
Half a long grape. "Which is like one normal grape" I'll explain.
31.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bought some LONG GRAPES by mistake. I can't do it. Maybe I'll hand them out for Halloween.
31.10.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Paperback is almost half off right now:
www.amazon.com/Shallow-Ends...
More proof!
27.10.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Vibes.
27.10.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Abby Normal.
25.10.2025 12:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This way lies madness:
podiumentertainment.com/titles/5530/...
EXACTLY. Check out the chapter "Prayer for the Surfer Boys" and get back to me.
23.10.2025 17:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Get the book @sgj.bsky.social compared to Canterbury Tales AND Hot Tub Time Machine
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
table games
16.10.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(and Pepe Silvia is definitely that book's spirit animal)
16.10.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks for such a thoughtful review! I enjoy all your write-ups.
16.10.2025 00:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HEAD CLEANER is a great read! My full review: www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
TLDR:
Pre-order link:
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/791236...
HEAD CLEANER is now on NetGalley for private distribution, so if you're a reviewer and would like that private link, let me know in a message or the comments here. I also have eARCSs for reviewers I can send you directly.
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
Let them cook.
10.10.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you're a reviewer message me here and I'll hook you up with a copy.
08.10.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You could check out Cage's new movie The Surfer *or* you could check out chapter 16 of SHALLOW ENDS for essentially the same story but crazier. It's ultimately your decision. But I got there first.
06.10.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alice Sweet Alice and Disaster Girl. Separated at birth.
05.10.2025 15:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"You want a C.H.U.D.? I can get youย a C.H.U.D. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a C.H.U.D. by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish."
I'm watching C.H.U.D.
Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday!
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
Happy Bavaweeeeeeeen! Let's start here.
02.10.2025 02:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every movie needs a Snow Cone Staredown.
01.10.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 030% off on the SHALLOW ENDS audiobook right now.
There are a couple voice actors on here. Try to figure out which voice irritated my dad!
www.audible.com/pd/Shallow-E...
Add to the list these fine people too: @spiderfrog.bsky.social @themarkrob.bsky.social
29.09.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0At the boat graveyard. I mean grave boatyard.
29.09.2025 18:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cassavetes Box Set wing of the Criterion Warehouse.
26.09.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Criterion Closet has reached a Cassavetes tipping point. A Cassavetes singularity. A Cassaveterion Closet Cassatsunamis.
26.09.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0