Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip

I have said “I hate what’s happening to this country”.

At an open mic tonight, a male comic spent 4 1/2 of his 5 minutes trying to bully a woman into moving from the front row for *checks notes* laughing too loud.

It was uncomfortable and I feel horrible for not standing up for her. She stood her ground (sat her seat?) and he just left the stage.

Beginning to actually notice the physical manifestations of my anxiety means that I am healing but my anxiety is still here.

I don't miss being numb but I do wish I wasn't so aware of my body.

What is the one movie you’d immediately tell me to watch if I hadn’t seen it?

Mine? Death Becomes Her. No question.

It's official. I enrolled in college today. Again. Age 39.

Let's do this, Beavers. #College

auditioning for my local community theater's production of the sound of music with that sam rockwell monologue #thewhitelotus

Where’s the uh, where’s the
1) Kennedy files
2) UFO proof
3) Epstein files
4) proof of chemtrails
5) and so on

Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm

It’s like they were lied to

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

Reminder: DOGE isnt real. Its a fake department.

Fugazi

I want you to tell me the worst thing anyone has ever said to you.

And then I want to hear their astrological sign.

Please. I have a theory.

Tweet by Ian Bremmer (@ianbrem ...) posted on March 7. The post highlights Mexico President Sheinbaum's 85% approval rating, calling her the strongest leader of a major democracy. It also mentions a significant turnout in Mexico City today, accompanied by an image of a massive crowd gathered in the Zócalo, Mexico City's main square. The image shows a large gathering of people with umbrellas and flags, including the Mexican flag prominently displayed, with the Metropolitan Cathedral and other historic buildings in the background under a clear blue sky.

Looks like they’ve got her back.

Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

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My fellow millennials I need your help!

I’m working on a piece of content and need to know: What childhood movies do you consider must-watch classics? The ones that make you gasp when someone says they haven’t seen them—like Indiana Jones!

Drop your picks in the comments—appreciate you!

I’ve been sick for two weeks, practically marinating in cold medicine. Had a dream I was eight months pregnant with Oscar Isaac’s triplets and only just found out. I auctioned off the naming rights—for bitcoin, apparently—and one of them ended up named Tesla.

Still a better mom than Ash Trevino.

If a woman mentions knowing a guy you know is a grapist, ask if she knows what he’s done. Worst case? She thinks you’re weird. Best case? She gets crucial information she might not have had.

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Zelensky is so hot why am I so shallow?!

Adopt me pls

To President Zelensky, From an Embarrassed American Dear President Zelensky,

Dear President Zelensky,

As it is likely that our paths will never cross in person, I could not let this day go by without trying to reach you here.

I come to you humbly as an American citizen who is thoroughly and completely embarrassed of our leaders.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-preside...

I had a coworker so obsessed with my fertility issues you’d think she was trying to impregnate me. She reported me to HR for skipping a baby shower (I’d had a miscarriage), and HR sided with her. I was forced to attend the next office shower and cried the whole time. Corporate America is a disease.

#IStandWithZelenskyy

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Pass it on.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

The car crash thing is valid. I used to freak out if Jeff didn’t communicate too. And now we have a pretty solid pattern of where we’re going to be and when. I think I trained him 😂

The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Is it reasonable for a husband to expect his wife to share her location with him? Is that a common request?

Why is it so hard to name a female main character and a male main character? #writingcommunity

White ppl can’t be redeemed because we looked at mayonnaise and said, “you know what this disgusting, artery clogging yet also completely bland condiment needs? Sugar.” And that’s how we got miracle whip. 😬

Want to start a blog about Mad Men called "Mad About Men" because I'm mad about men all the time. Like angry. Angry mad.