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a man in a blue shirt and black tie is standing next to a tree . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and black tie is standing next to a tree .

Watching call of the night season 2

Guy who lost years of savings by betting on Cuomo on polymarket voice: Hey guys can you bet on me winning custody of the kids during the divorce, I really need the funds also I will definitely win

Just went to a new Chinese buffet in town. When I tried picking up some wasabi, one of the staff grabbed my arm and said "you can't handle it white boy." I got so frustrated I turned red and left immediately without eating anything.

A witch waiting outside a grocery store while laying with their back on a vending machine.

Waiting. ⌚

Love how perfectly the music queues up too

No human should subject themselves to this.

The ending is a work of art, the trans woman comes out to her ex wife, gets thrown into the trunk of a car, misgendered AND deadnamed, then the car veers off a cliff and BLOWS UP. 13 Oscar nominations and a new record holder for good reason.

Impressive how fast it went from ♫VAGINOPLASTY♫ to an israeli doctor telling the lawyer how gender affirming surgery will not cure her client's filthy soul and also making it about "the war."

*That* scene is exactly 20 minutes in, dear lord.

Now watching

Been thinking about Nosferatu and I think the movie would've been better if it took place on September 10th 2001.

Hack Snyder could never

Really enjoy this frame

The high evolutionary's greatest mistake was thinking he could make a utopian earth when counter earth already had Hatsune Miku playing on radios in American suburbs

Now watching

Started solo leveling season 2, seems like Jinwoo has been leveling his Studies of Yakub skill as well.

a crowd of people are gathered in front of a sign that says oh sales eh ALT: a crowd of people are gathered in front of a sign that says oh sales eh

It ain't the new year without this

YouTube video by Tiger Keung 制作樂園 許冠英(我的家)O.T.：John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Road (1971)

Incredible things are happening in China

Just saw Nosferatu, I'm going to name my son Orlok and make sure that happens to him

The family's come home for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!

My jaw is on the floor. Everyone in my theater was hollering and clapping. The literal coughing baby next to me was not ready for the Live and Learn nuke. This is Cinema.

Had to throw away 2 entire cloves of garlic today because both had started rotting. It felt like a piece of my soul went into the trash can along with them.

8/10 Sonic mogged the FUCK outta those Siberians

ROBOTNIK'S A NORMHEAD??!

I thought it was an exaggeration how much time they gave to Rachel and her wedding when I first heard about it

Referencing flossing in both movies makes it a non-zero chance of them referencing skibidi toilet in the third

Watching this in 4k and seeing every little vein in Sonic's eyes is genuinely disgusting

Now seated

10/10 this mogs the quicksilver scenes in X-Men

Rachel told her sister to LEAVE that white devil !!!!