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@wifel1ne.bsky.social

don't talk to me, my gf, or our industrial size jar of sauerkraut ever again • 31yo • she/they/he • nonbinary lesbian • occasionally nsfw, 18+ only • go birds 💚🦅💚

176 Followers  |  85 Following  |  167 Posts  |  Joined: 27.07.2024  |  1.7905

Latest posts by wifel1ne.bsky.social on Bluesky

seasonal affective beating the brakes off me this year, good fucking lord 😵‍💫

10.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
depsidase:

cubosh:
realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history

1800oxycodone:

"average rock kiss 2 birds" factoid actually just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

depsidase: cubosh: realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history 1800oxycodone: "average rock kiss 2 birds" factoid actually just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

09.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 872    🔁 284    💬 5    📌 5
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

09.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 25813    🔁 5675    💬 436    📌 654

Big day for people who care about other people

05.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 7555    🔁 1633    💬 19    📌 22

thank youuu!!! 😊💕

04.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it my birthday

04.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the pope calling out adult converts is so fucking funny

01.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 135    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 1
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I am SMITTEN with GDT’s new #Frankenstein film. Holy shit. I got to see it in theaters this week so I had to bang this out.

31.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 75    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0

I love Halloween but between not having my adhd meds and general exhaustion from seasonal affective, I haven't had the energy to do any of my usual decorating and whatnot

31.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
sad pumpkin

sad pumpkin

waited too long to get a pumpkin for jack o lantern purposes, and the grocery store is all out... I honk my clown nose sadly

31.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FOR OREGON!!

Ps boost!
This is a thread on where people can get food today!

29.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 6    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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Financial aid for gender-affirming healthcare by Point of Pride Point of Pride’s Annual Transgender Surgery Fund is a scholarship-like program that provides direct financial assistance to trans folks who cannot afford their gender-affirming surgery.

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The applications for Point of Pride's Annual Trans Surgery Fund will open on Nov 1, 2025.

This is a fund that aims to provide direct financial assistances to trans people who can't afford gender-affirming surgeries.

More info:
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28.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 736    🔁 805    💬 0    📌 1

Palestinian babies like Hassan have been starved & sickened over 2 yrs of Israel's genocide. Please help keep Hassan alive by sharing & donating to cover the costs of food, healthcare, shelter, his family's desperate to feed & give him the care he needs. Donations have slowed since the 'ceasefire':

27.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 9    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0
Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text.
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Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text. -- Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

25.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 6742    🔁 2047    💬 149    📌 171

Hey y'all, if you can donate or share I'd appreciate your help.

After groceries and my bill this month I only have $8 left. Please help if you can. I'm a trans woman poc in Canada trying to survive while not being allowed to work. 💕🏳️‍⚧️💸
#mutualaid #mutualfunds #transmutualaid #mutualaidrequest

24.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 2    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1
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they're loser4loser rep, your honor

24.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Three digitally illustrated women dressed in costumes inspired by the pokemon chandelure, pumpkaboo and duskull. Chandelure's costume features ombre white to purple sleeves and dark boning over white fabric. Pumpkaboo has a voluminous orange skirt under a fitted corset with petal details. Duskull wears black leather armour under sheer grey sleeves and skirts.

Three digitally illustrated women dressed in costumes inspired by the pokemon chandelure, pumpkaboo and duskull. Chandelure's costume features ombre white to purple sleeves and dark boning over white fabric. Pumpkaboo has a voluminous orange skirt under a fitted corset with petal details. Duskull wears black leather armour under sheer grey sleeves and skirts.

Chandelure 🕯 Pumpkaboo 🎃 Duskull 💀

20.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 3203    🔁 1254    💬 19    📌 0

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.

And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

17.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 4692    🔁 3170    💬 69    📌 1
Mr. Mamdani gave a broad smile and said yes.

“I’ve purchased marijuana at a legal cannabis shop,” he said.

Mr. Sliwa said that he had used medical marijuana after he was shot in a taxi in 1992.

“When I was shot five times and I got Crohn’s disease, I did use medical marijuana, yes,” Mr. Sliwa said.

Mr. Cuomo’s answer was terse.

“No,” he said grimly.

Mr. Mamdani gave a broad smile and said yes. “I’ve purchased marijuana at a legal cannabis shop,” he said. Mr. Sliwa said that he had used medical marijuana after he was shot in a taxi in 1992. “When I was shot five times and I got Crohn’s disease, I did use medical marijuana, yes,” Mr. Sliwa said. Mr. Cuomo’s answer was terse. “No,” he said grimly.

lol

17.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 1395    🔁 172    💬 24    📌 37

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

16.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 5716    🔁 3875    💬 45    📌 51
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

15.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 5107    🔁 3102    💬 42    📌 44

😭🫂 i hope you feel better soon!!!

15.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

please give enya a hand if you can!!

15.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey all, I need help

I'm a transwoman refugee in Canada from Texas. It's likely I'll have to return to the US in April which is increasingly unsafe.

I need funds to be able to both survive until then and form a safe solution to either remain or return.

Please share or donate. 💸🏳️‍⚧️💕 #mutualaid

15.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 2    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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D’Angelo, the Grammy-winning R&B singer who helped pioneer neo-soul music in the 1990s, has died at the age of 51.

14.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 309    🔁 76    💬 14    📌 19
A a teal flyer for the Western Alaska Disaster Relief with a QR code to donate. Text reads:

WESTERN ALASKA DISASTER RELIEF

Alaska's Western coastal communities are experiencing devastating impacts from Typhoon Halong, with families displaced and villages facing severe flooding and loss.

ONLINE FUNDRAISER:
Join us in supporting relief efforts. Scan the QR code to donate
online. All funds raised will go directly to
assisting communities.
QUYANA CAKNEQ - QUYANAQPAK - QAGAASAKUNG - TAIKUU
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MAHSÌ CHO - GUNALCHÈESH - HÀW’AA - THANK YOU

A a teal flyer for the Western Alaska Disaster Relief with a QR code to donate. Text reads: WESTERN ALASKA DISASTER RELIEF Alaska's Western coastal communities are experiencing devastating impacts from Typhoon Halong, with families displaced and villages facing severe flooding and loss. ONLINE FUNDRAISER: Join us in supporting relief efforts. Scan the QR code to donate online. All funds raised will go directly to assisting communities. QUYANA CAKNEQ - QUYANAQPAK - QAGAASAKUNG - TAIKUU - MAHSÌ CHO - GUNALCHÈESH - HÀW’AA - THANK YOU

It may no longer be Indigenous Peoples' Day but this is when and where your support truly matters. We have several Native communities devastated by flooding, families have literally lost everything.

Link to community fundraiser for people impacted by this storm: alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

14.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 309    🔁 433    💬 5    📌 6
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Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

14.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 2748    🔁 1114    💬 15    📌 28
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you kno that one tiktok of the guy watering the pigeons yea??

yea #saint-14 🕊

13.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 200    🔁 78    💬 2    📌 0

left a comment on an ostensibly feminist subreddit thanking someone for an SA content warning, and immediately someone decides to comment that i'm naive and "should have expected it" lmao alright

13.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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