Nick McLeod

EVERYONE, even people who are happily married, will always look at porn, or *at least* nudes of other people. Especially if they're Star Trek fans.

I am Grout.

Q: What do you call a group of 12 roosters?
A: A doesn't eggs.

* despots

Not to mention its homophobia complex, delusion of male superiority, and pathological fixation on sex in general.

*ONE* of its diseases. It's also got a really bad case of hypercapitalism, malignant ignorance, systemic overconsumption, chronic religion, and congenital imperialism.

They've clearly got ZERO qualms about betraying the country, they've done it several times over. The ONLY thing they're weighing right now is what their actions Re: Trump & Epstein will do to their own odds of getting re-elected.

Which is precisely why there won't BE any midterm elections.

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Romeo- "But low-key! What's that light in the window? It's Juliet, and she's hella gyatt!"
Juliet- "Aren't you a Montague? They straight sus. You better skrrt."
Romeo- (aside) "Damn, I gotta skibidi rizz!" (aloud) "Montague is mid! I'd yeet the name for you! Fr, fr!"
Juliet- "No cap? You on fleek."

Desperate for a way to end school shootings, they finally admitted that they would rather close the schools than restrict the guns.

@schumer.senate.gov Ah yes, the leader of the opposition party, who are so VEHEMENTLY opposed to the rape & perversion of democracy and the Constitution that they are willing to do NOTHING AT ALL to oppose it.

What a pathetic excuse for a shadow of a statesman. Get the FUCK out of the way.

I hate character limits. I realize that's just part of moving from Facebook to "Sane Twitter", but realization doesn't make it any easier. Or better.

Anyway, I remember a part of Avatar: The Last Airbender that *you* do not. Because it didn't happen.
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He should have replied, "Oh, I'm *very* thankful for the support Biden gave us."

Never Have I Ever . . .
seen anyone purchase, or consume, a Charleston Chew.

The distinction I was making was that while they both did terrible things, Littlefinger *knew* that he was a conniving shit, but Stannis kept telling himself that it was all for the greater good, & he was still a righteous man. Petyr admitted it, Stannis didn't.

I feel the books already answered that question, with a rather definitive No. Ned Stark was too pure for that world. To play the game of thrones, and survive, means that you must do some dishonorable things--whether you admit that to yourself or not (Littlefinger did, Stannis didn't).

Finally, a stegosaur with a decent-sized brain.

Dignity, dignity, ALWAYS dignity.

Theory 4) Musk is every bit as stupid & crazy as Trump is, and believes his team is actually doing a GOO job. This is clearly not possible, but I thought I'd include it just to show that I can be open-minded.

doesn't explain the use of the tweens: Actual *experienced* geeks would have ravaged the agencies more efficiently, and with far less mockery.

Theory 3) The chaos & destruction are the point. BEYOND simply *hindering* government agencies that threatened Musk's businesses, he actually wants to PUNISH them for daring to interfere with, or even *question*, his properties. The problem with this theory is that while it's most likely true, it

laughably clueless incels before the media, he makes it seem as if he & his entire crew are as incompetent as the rest of the MAGA team, thus throwing off suspicion.

Theory 2) There are murmurs that the 2024 election was stolen via electronic hacking, & that Musk was behind it. If Musk surrounded himself with skilled, cunning computer experts, that would lend credence to the idea that they could have hacked the election. But, by *instead* parading a cadre of

Theory 1) Any tech bro savvy enough to understand the full scope of the damage he was doing would likely be hesitant, and almost certainly be more difficult to control. "Better" to use insipid frat boys who will quickly get drunk--and reckless--with power.

The weird thing is, Musk *has* tech guys who are smarter. Wiser. More canny. DEFINITELY older. Tesla's got some, SpaceX has some, Twitter's obviously got some. So WHY did he pick *this* handful of Junior Varsity clowns to swing the wrecking balls?

Character limits can bite me, so here's a thread.

Okay, this SUPER SNAZZY first post is to confirm that yes, that Private Message (or text, I don't know how you receive it) was in fact from me, my Facebook *is* indeed kaput, and I'll be hanging out here from now on. Expect my usual mildly-entertaining nonsense.