A.T. The Dallas Nightlife Ambassador

watched this video 100 times this weekend lmao

this is how you make a completely feral, lifelong fan of the team

(h/t jon machota)

Don Nelson:

"I'm wearing Luka's new shoes from Nike and I'm wearing them in protest for the trade from Dallas. I think it was a tremendous mistake by the Dallas franchise to trade him"

Still overvalued by about 9X.

Twitter/X logo.

Elon Musk via Twitter/X: “There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against X. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing ...”

Elon Musk says there is an on-going “massive cyberattack” against Twitter/X.

He then theorises that a large group or even an entire Country is at fault.

Yall Gen Z’ers probably aint heard of this. My Dad was so mad that I knew this song🤣

A cage specifically made for keeping cringe nerds after they scare hoes. It sits in front of a taco bell, sturdy with the constitution of an ikea desk built by animals with no thumbs

Putting myself in the taco bell cage after scaring the hoes with my lore

Do you know how egotistical and just bad at business to change the name and verbs of Twitter to X?

Twitter was in the dictionary, tweeting was in the dictionary. Twitter made its way into all forms of media and works. That man is a generational fuck up

Cowboys fans, don't start acting up in this Free Agency store! Don't touch nothing, don't look at nothing, bc we aint getting nothing! You already know the drill!

Pickens & Rodgers the rest of the game after Pickens ran 10 yards and stopped when he was supposed to run a post corner

I can't believe that man changed the name of Twitter to fucking "X"

TV execs are about to realize that people will watch more of their channels if they don't put things out on Twitter immediately

Wild that Cyber Trucks are trash, SpaceX rockets are exploding all over, and X is a broken shit heap. Wonder if there’s anything in common.

I honestly wouldn't be mad. It's become a cesspool.....which isn't saying much, bc it's been a cesspool lol. But now all the worst people are on there having the time of their bigoted lives smh

Sallie Mae was right there, but y’all worried bout X

I had to do some kinda authentication on my Twitter account earlier today bc my page has been showing "inauthentic behaviors". I haven't done anything different today than I've done in the past 15 years. Only thing I can think of was I openly criticized this administration and it's followers 😒

One less Michigan nigga in Dallas. Fine with me

Prayers down

The *real* pretty privilege king, @domoniquefoxworth.bsky.social

The Rams are re-signing QB Jimmy Garoppolo to a one-year, $11 million deal, per source.

Ain't none besides them lol

My dog is in heat. I been tryna keep her away from the neighborhood manwhore for two weeks. I let her out to pee for two minutes, turned my back.....and he got her ass! Bro totally latched on 🤦🏾‍♂️I'm finna be a grandpappy 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Do NFL teams know that they're not required to employ a 41 year old professional podcast guest who has a 6-7 playoff record since he won his last (and only) Super Bowl 14 years ago?

11:55am CST

I had no clue the other app was down. But figured something was up with all the activity on here today 😂

An hour into free agency and the biggest winner is Bluesky

Shoutout Bluesky

today's the day bluesky became a legit sports app.

Elon is bleeding money and it couldn’t be more glorious