@bertnotburt.bsky.social
laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
keystone cops ass defense
23.11.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just the horrible dropsies today
23.11.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ayoooooo
23.11.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0are you fucking kidding me
23.11.2025 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol he pulled the victor cruz on em
23.11.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how about Trump dance endzone celebrations, have we determined if that's gonna sink our baseball *and* football seasons this year?
23.11.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I'm NYG I'm faking that FG right in Dan Campbell's face. literally nothing to lose.
23.11.2025 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0awesome decision to get no OL help at the deadline
23.11.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that had no business working
23.11.2025 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
have you considered moving to Australia?
08.11.2025 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm so mad at how hard I laughed
08.11.2025 21:04 β π 78 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0seeing βsecond 10-win season in Indiana historyβ is a wild stat when the first was last year and theyβve been playing since 1887
08.11.2025 20:41 β π 69 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
Sailors' Wisdom
08.11.2025 20:29 β π 1159 π 313 π¬ 16 π 2I mean, who hasnβt been
08.11.2025 20:19 β π 65 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0holy shit what a catch
08.11.2025 20:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
08.11.2025 20:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nightmare on Black Phone 2 Street Part 4: The Dream Master
08.11.2025 08:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody wants to win the Cal/Va Tech game
25.10.2025 03:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
brb, scarring myself for life
25.10.2025 00:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh nooooo tennesee
19.10.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you and @stacycay.bsky.social could be sisters
19.10.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
19.10.2025 00:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i was gonna follow you for this, but i was suprised to see i already was
18.10.2025 03:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bukkak-eh?
18.10.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Carson Beck? more like Carson...Wentz.
because he sucks.
Named by a pirate describing how much he ate inside
07.10.2025 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0James franklin wishes he was ben
04.10.2025 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL James Franklin
04.10.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fucking playing madden with real commercial breaks. "it's in the game"
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