Fawn with 2 Flutes

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Can we normalize stink bombing ICE?
Like, can we start carrying a couple of those little vials on our person somewhere and if we see them, drop the bomb.
Non-lethal, not long term damage.
Inside their vehicles would be ideal.
Make them carry that foul odor home.
It’s just a thought.

Call it the Epstein Ballroom.
You know you want to.
You miss him so much, we can tell.
Gross old man.

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Those “working family tax cuts” won’t be enough to offset the amount our health care costs will rise because you assholes refuse to discuss extending the subsidies for the ACA and think your lie about immigrant health care will hold.
You’re also terrified for us to see what’s in the Epstein files.

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

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Hey, this is a lie, like most things you push.
Tax billionaires and release the Epstein files to make America great, again.
But you won’t, and we all know why.

Problem with that is foreshadowing requires forethought, and Trump barely has thought.

Ryan Walters may not have watched nude women at work. But he still slandered his colleagues. Ryan Walters may be off the hook for what people saw on his TV, but his smear campaign against colleagues remains unforgivable

Ryan Walters might not have been watching adult content during a work meeting.

But he still lied, smeared his colleagues, and threw a tantrum when caught.

The scandal isn’t the nudity anymore. It’s everything Walters did afterwards.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/ryan-walte...

My 5 year old just asked me for a bagel, no cream cheese, untoasted, didn’t even want to open it. He wanted to eat it like a donut.
I do not know what to do with this interaction.
Where does one store this in one’s brain?

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Same energy.

FACT CHECK: President Trump Will Always Protect Social Security, Medicare The Trump Administration will not cut Social Security, Medicare, or Medicaid benefits. President Trump himself has said it (over and over and over again).

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Defending Medicaid Cuts, Ernst Tells Iowans, ‘We All Are Going to Die’

It’s the Republican Party that’s all about the “Death Panels”

250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade and Celebration Sign up for a ticket TODAY!

We could give him a Tulsa for his birthday…

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These things are not the soul responsibility of the schools.
It sounds like parents aren’t doing their part at home.
They’re letting the internet raise their kids.
It didn’t work during my childhood when it was TV babysitting, but at least there was a filter on how much misinformation one received.

UN aviation agency finds Russia shot down 2014 Malaysian Airlines flight over Ukraine The United Nations aviation agency has ruled that Russia was responsible for shooting down a Malaysian Airlines flight over Ukraine in 2014 that killed all 298 people on board.

“.. ‘We call upon Russia to finally face up to its responsibility for this horrific act of violence and make reparations for its egregious conduct,’ Australia’s foreign minister, Penny Wong, said in a statement ..”

@nypost.com
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So, how much has his personal wealth increased since the beginning of this administration?
I am willing to bet it’s remarkable.

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Stephen Miller’s underbite is so intense, do you think an uppercut would shatter his jaw like glass?

House Passes Resolution Declaring "Christ is King" Welcome to Oklahoma's House of Representatives website!

It starts with a government declaring "Christ is King" and ends with the government murdering anyone who isn't Christian.

www.okhouse.gov/posts/news-2...

Why are they so nice about him being an illiterate, immoral idiot with whom even god wants no involvement?

No one in this administration has a sense of humor, so a joke would be pretty out of character.

This was embarrassing for you guys.

I hear the diaper adds 100lbs.

I just don’t understand how we got here?
If Ronnie had known it would lead here, would the Fairness Doctrine have stayed in place longer?
Would Al Gore have won Florida?
Would we still have been torn apart by hateful opinion in the guise of legitimate news programming?

He wouldn’t make anything of helping the poor.
He literally does not care about you if you can’t buy one of his Trump Gold Cards.
The man is a joke, but it’s not funny.

It really is unbelievable.
Are we sure this isn’t set up?
Testing the loyalty of another media outlet?
Has anyone shown interest in purchasing in the Atlantic lately?

And he’d never have to get his greasy palms dirty, just get a loyal minion to plant a “story” that is light on details, attempts to garner sympathy in the moment, and is washed out with the news cycle in a few days.
Makes total sense to me.