A L F

“Hey more fellow aliens-“

a stuffed animal sitting at a table with a bowl of food in front of him ALT: a stuffed animal sitting at a table with a bowl of food in front of him

beautiful morning weather we’re having.

Pop corn stuck in his throat help-

but either way congratulations toph

i lost money again today.

mister tanner is going to kill me-

Alf always bids his money on stuff

Go team go

// I’m dead 😭

“ Be careful planning your next move-.”

#KremlingVsBandit

“ I wouldn’t be so sure! hah-“

#KremlingVsBandit

a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a bowl of popcorn ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a bowl of popcorn

#KremlingVsBandit

my money is on the big crocodile

“Well i’ll be honest with ya pal.
i haven’t seen the tanners in quite some while.”

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀

Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄

𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

dusting off alf good to see ya again

trying to chase the cat

He goes to find them

“Oh really that’s good news- i’m not the last of my kind.”

how many did ya see of my kind?

Gaslight gatekeep girl boss!

“i would do no such things.”

me if you care

the rocks look scrumptious

🕯️ Summoning the tanners candle 🕯️

ah ah ah i kill me

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why the long face?

letmedoit for you

// this one made me laugh too hard 🤣

I just learned that alf can read japanese. 🤣