Hannibal Chau

2025 makes me think Heaven’s Gate had the right idea

Somebody say tits?

I can change my own car brakes. It’s ok to jealous, mortals

Are we dead yet? K. I’ll come back later

It’s almost like nobody can afford a home

I feel it’s safe to assume goats in Iran will think twice about having a nuclear program in future

Farmers markets are the best place in the world. Enjoy

Right?!

Don’t make it about Trump. Make it about hard working Americans who are struggling. And mean it

The wheels of justice grind slow but charge by the hour

ugh lol. We are so sad

He is telling us exactly what we want to hear. I did notice that

I don’t see how he can pay for all his promises

Don’t worry. Dems will bring in Merrick Garland again to clean this mess up

Check this out. Aint nothing trickled down to anybody

Anybody else feel like the next dem ticket has already been chosen? These are my texts

So it’s all just theater? Lovely

Screenshot from https://www.jalopnik.com/1894493/hundreds-of-unsold-teslas-evicted-from-detroit-parking-lot/

lol

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Bwahahaha

He did what?

Wait so Cuomo is back now? That’s it I fucking quit

Well, at least you’re fair about it lol

Ok now I’m stuck watching it

Too literal

This is about more than wealth being left to the next generation. This wealth is driving political policy. It’s why old guard dems won’t change anything

She doesn’t have to worry about drowning

It’s really bad

Omg how many times can I repost this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hours later and I’m still laughing at this… 🤣😜😂🤪