Laurence “Smashy Fashy” Fox

OMG WHERE

Just got into bed and snuggled up with my dog, who has brought -checks notes- her tiger, rabbit, fox, and sheep stuffies with her. I am officially outnumbered.

a crowd of people watching a show with blue lights Alt: a crowd of people watching a show with blue lights

That actually explains more than it doesn’t, now that I think about it -shot guns a latte-

-taking methamphetamine-based adhd medication with a mouthful of cold coffee left over from yesterday’s meeting-

Is this right?

And then he bumps into the first colonizer to see this thing at the bar:

“Omg I saw this tiny bird that was also a bug and it ALSO hatred in its heart man!”

(These occasionally appear in my garden and the first time I saw one I legit lost my mind).

Andrea as someone with severe asthma I regret to inform you this will be infinitely easier of if you can, you know, BREATHE lol

You can doooooo it!

This is just absolutely wonderful

All we are is what we do and tonight I ate pizza, drank beer, listened to sweet live music, and played pinball, all with friends, and I am, therefore, by definition and empirically, FUCKING
AWESOME

*not pictured: white jesus absolutely riding Charlie Kirk bareback

Oh and also if they run too fast after eating, jump to high even though they REALLY wanna jump, or drink cold water too fast

It’s really terrifying how “thinking critically about power and culture” somehow became “woke as a slur.”

Winter from this sidewalk perspective, in the neighborhood where I used to walk my dog, CT. 6”x6” oil

Just your daily fucking reminder that you can’t have true democracy under capitalism and so this was always the way things were going and always the way things will continue to go until capital is no longer the driving moral and substantial force with our society, thank you for your time.

Tiktok is going to be the end of us all

It can be both

Insta follow, because I just laughed so hard it made me sneeze, and then I laughed again

...I did back squats for the first time in months, RIP my butt and thighs, it was nice knowing you

Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

It was very naive how many STEM people thought Republicans would stop at the humanities

I mean… admin for the board of a community theatre…?

OMG OMG OMG

Currently reading “Crying in H Mart” and GODDAMN DUDE way to make me feel things whether I want to or not

I think of this post about once a week.

“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.

It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”

- Garry Kasparov

The book "bourgeois coldness" by Henrike Kohpeiß. The cover is marroon and the text is red and white.

I saw this referenced in a talk last week and bought it instantly for the title alone.

Lol overheard someone say “Earthquakes? In the winter?” Like tectonic plates know what season it is.

Apparently it was centred in Haines and all I can think about it how much snow we’ve had and what that that pass must look like now…

New laws of robotics:

-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.