Laurence “Smashy Fashy” Fox

… this is 10000% something I would do baked as hell. Literally no one who has ever met me would be at all surprised.

Can you imagine getting up in the morning, having a shower and a cup of coffee, and then grabbing your automatic rifle and Nazi-style Death Head face mask on your way out the door to go kidnap sobbing people off the street and still believing “oh yes, yeah, for sure, we’re totally the good guys?”

Omg GOLDEN EYE, that’s how I know that SOB.

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

Could make you sick. They cooked with it or made cheese, which controls spoilage and toxic bacterial growth through helpful bacterial cultures. You didn’t just pound an 8 ounce glass of warm milk from the udder of an animal who just had it pressed to the shit-caked ground you philistines.

I, a person who grew up milking goats and cows, am once again reminding you that YES YOU ABSOLUTELY DO WANT TO PASTEURIZE YOUR MILK.
Also, most people did not just straight up house milk raw on a regular basis, as you can’t drink as much milk as an animal will make before it spoils, and because it

You know what I don’t want while I’m trying to smash up a mountain? NICKELBACK BLARING AT VOLUME 11.

This, plus people who blare music from open speakers on hiking/running trails. Like child, who raised you?

The narrative that the ruling class "went insane" during COVID was apparently not totally accurate. In actuality, they all believed that the Me Too movement killed their beloved pedophile fixer and lockdown just delayed them eventually punishing us all for it.

(This post brought you equally by my current work in environmental activism and my past work as construction labour)

Thinking about this while I worked out this morning and recalled reading Fisher’s “Saving Ourselves,” in which she refers to established grassroots organizations and eNGOs as “the scaffolding” on which public activism is built.

Don’t know what scaffolding is/how it’s built? Welcome to my point.

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Lots of regular degular, never-done-an-activism folks have been activated in recent months and are working alongside a bunch of seasoned, die-hard, been-tired-for-ten-years-or-more organizers, and you don't know all of those stories bc most people are moving with a bit of discretion in these times.

…I have, in no particular order, breach birthed a goat, had a customer hand me, a server, a full pint of freshly-puked puke, and pulled a potato out of the throat of a choking cow, all with my barehands, and that is still so gross I can barely look at it.

Distraction is how the Epstein network maintains itself. Seeing the class divide clearly is the first step.

Oh shit is this why no one likes me?

… I literally just laughed so hard i did a spit take, thank you

In re:Neil Gaiman trying to slither out of whatever hole he crawled into to do book promo: Pepperidge Farm remembers, buddy.

I think it would be swell if we don't frame ICE kidnappings as 'this disrupts my personal life because kidnapped and terrified people are no longer performing labor for me.' I do feel like 'people are terrified of being kidnapped and are hiding at home' should be the focal point of that story.

I realize it’s 6 PM, but is going back to bed still an option?

I have literally not thought about animorphs in 20 years, but somehow read this and IMMEDIATELY pictured a roasted Tobias with those little paper caps you put on the ends of a turkey, Ima call my therapist

Oh shit, “Hoar Frost,” it was right there Fox.

“Sheepskin parka.”
“Snowbro”
“Snow back mountain”
“Ice Fog Waltz”
“Chee-chak-bros”
“Hms gay panic”
“The poles of his heart”
“Aurora Brorealis”
“The ballad of Sam McBuns.”

(I’m sorry I’m from the Yukon, they were already in my pocket)

Wtf gaze

Big yawn

Snoring

Fully asleep

A camera trap picked up a mountain lion waking up and falling asleep next to it

A bowl of sausage and bean soup lovingly simmered all day long

Also: 10$. For serious. The whole pot.

(I’m eating late cause I was writing, not because it took long to cook lol)

A cross section of a loaf of whole wheat levain with excellent crumb

A very important update: (seriously if i can do this, anyone can)

Applied for a new job, cross your fingers for me

We have enough if we keep what we have and don’t succumb to exhaustion or despair. If you don’t like to cook or can’t, maybe you know someone who does and needs something you can do and they can’t? Taking care, of ourselves and others, is the only way forward.

Happy sunday!

I’m saying all this bc food costs are INSANE and none of us have a lot of time because we have to work to buy those insane groceries and pay landlords or banks so we can sleep inside—but you can push back if you learn some skills and are willing to eat thoughtfully.