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Darlene

@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social

Loving life on the Jersey Shore. If I come across as sarcastic, please forgive me, I mean no harm unless you're a Cowboys, Giants, Commanders, Braves, or Mets fan!!! #FlyEaglesFly #RingTheBell #BlueCrew Oh yeah, I was @jrsyshrgrl on Twitter

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Can't wait til she burns in Hell...

12.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shaking hands does NOT require a bandaid...

12.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best part, the place was pretty much empty...

12.12.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, Joe doesn't have a bruise on his hand like Private Bone Spurs

12.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ON DECEMBER 19th: ship happens. I voice The Flying Dutchman, the most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas.

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS.

Arrgh you ready?

12.12.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4972    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 26

And tonight she still sits a a jail cell, so...

12.12.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The newest in office chair fashion...

12.12.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is she dressed like an office chair????

12.12.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would anyone in their right mind even want to come here. Right now the US has a stench on it, and people don't want to go home with that smell on their person...

12.12.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From his lips to God's ears...

12.12.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to be the bitch that I am, how about the song Queer by Garbage???

12.12.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmm...Did he or didn't he???

11.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Raffy think he's going to win???

11.12.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to be adopted, please πŸ₯Ή

11.12.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7963    πŸ” 1988    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 196

Someone please explain how an idea can own real estate???

11.12.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of her best! Saw it 5 times and loved it. And BTW, she wasn't nuts, just abused...

11.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. He was elected as a Dem, went to Wildwood, sucked Trump's dick, and the rest is history...

11.12.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay home! This fucking place is a cesspool and you don't want that "smell" on you

11.12.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you will about New Jersey, but I'm really happy I live in a state that respects my choices (for EVERYTHING)

11.12.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rosemary's Baby! = AWESOME!!!!!!

11.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love & respect to my Danish friends! It's been a while, but I haven't forgotten you...β€οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡°

11.12.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's going on up there? Why the fire sale???

11.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck did we get here??????????

11.12.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We'll all sleep better tonight knowing this...😴

11.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding hitter that could always be counted on...

11.12.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have faith #RingTheBell #Schwarbomb

11.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire sale....

10.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10.12.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did the #NFL get into the casino business???

10.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How nice...Her bouquet was the gun he used to murder two men

10.12.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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