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Matt

@redpoloshirts.bsky.social

I am an abandoned cold war project that outlived its original purpose. I now tend to kitties.

5 Followers  |  10 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  1.432

Latest posts by redpoloshirts.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image Post image 09.12.2024 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What would a helium-based fart sound like?

16.11.2024 07:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you're going to reach out to people at a company where you're interviewing, don't ask them to help you cheat on your interview.

I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.

01.09.2023 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out

26.08.2023 17:55 — 👍 1739    🔁 334    💬 27    📌 27
Vinyl decal with the words "Bug Stomper - We Endanger Species"

Vinyl decal with the words "Bug Stomper - We Endanger Species"

Found a proper decal for the QA laptop.

28.08.2023 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
License plate number I C K S... preceded by the Dayton University 'D' logo.

License plate number I C K S... preceded by the Dayton University 'D' logo.

Ohio BMV Quality Assurance missed this one.

26.08.2023 22:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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