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I am an abandoned cold war project that outlived its original purpose. I now tend to kitties.
What would a helium-based fart sound like?
16.11.2024 07:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you're going to reach out to people at a company where you're interviewing, don't ask them to help you cheat on your interview.
I'm going out of my way to make damn sure we don't hire this goober. Don't be like this.
one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out
26.08.2023 17:55 — 👍 1739 🔁 334 💬 27 📌 27Vinyl decal with the words "Bug Stomper - We Endanger Species"
Found a proper decal for the QA laptop.
28.08.2023 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0License plate number I C K S... preceded by the Dayton University 'D' logo.
Ohio BMV Quality Assurance missed this one.
26.08.2023 22:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0