Katie (your dice gremlin pal)

Those are lovely shramps!
(and your plants also look super happy)

Bless her heart, Stranger Danger thought Diabolos at the end of the Dun Scaith raid in #FFXIV was a bird and kept batting at the screen trying to catch him. She may be a pretty cat, but she certainly isn't a smart one.

Group chat is currently having a Socratic debate categorizing clothing into "pocket" or "tube". I love these goobers

If Bruce Banner multiclassed into rogue, he could rebrand as "The Incredible Skulk"

Partner: So, explain to me why you needed to buy the expensive aquarium soil?
Me: Because it's...um....*long pause while trying, and failing, to remember the word "enriched"* Because it's flavor-blasted for plants?

All I can say is that if this is how painful it is to get shingles, it's a good thing houses can't scream

Thinking lately about how #ttrpg GMs add their own little nerdy flair to homebrew settings and it's entirely charming. Like, I have a DM who always adds tons of bureaucracy and a bunch of linguistics, and my own players know they're going to get complex monster ecosystems wherever they travel.

I don't think I've ever wanted a set of dice so badly in my goblin hoarder life

"I guess every dagger is a murder dagger if you use it right." --wisdom from our #dnd campaign

If I had a dollar for every time I set up a phone interview and the candidate forgot to disable the "straight to voicemail" setting I could probably buy myself a nice bar tab.

I think my favorite thing about creating a bioactive vivarium for my hermit crabs is that when I open it up to feed them it smells like forest

Saw a sign while walking downtown for "Victor's mole ribs" and was horribly disappointed when I realized it was referring to the sauce and not the tiny, furry mammal

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

I have taken to voicing majestic animals like pegasus with increasingly ridiculous voices during my ttrpg sessions and let me tell you, the satisfaction of seeing the player reactions is *chef's kiss*

Important follow-up: wachos or naffles?

Had a dream that I was at a Belgian waffle taco bar and now I am low-key obsessed with making this actually happen

'Tis the season of me singing "mangonada" to the tune of Mas Que Nada and driving everyone around me crazy as I sip my fruity beverage

There's a lot of garbage happening in the world right now, but this morning it was gorgeous and sunny as I walked to work and it's moments like that which help keep the Despair at bay

Saw "Sinners" last night, which was very good, but now I keep thinking the phrase "evil stepdancing" and laughing to myself

Rolled two Nat20s with disadvantage during today's #dnd session. For my next trick I will be dethroning god.

Opened a bag of chips and about 75% were crushed, so I just poured them in a bowl and am eating them with a spoon because we no longer live in a society. All is permitted. Nothing is sacred.

Explaining cantrips and prepared spells as never-ending breadsticks vs menu items is probably my favorite analogy I've ever used with a new #dnd player

We got one sunny day in PDX, which means I am now subjected to the oppression of the overly-aggressive office building AC

100%. It's a DM's dream to have this kind of trajectory-altering shenanigans and the amazing RP that ensues

Welp. My #dnd players decided to betray both celestial and infernal forces and are now on the run in the Feywild. Can genuinely say I did not see that one coming.

I wish Etsy had an effective way to filter materials on a search. Trying to find actual handmade items and coming up with the same 3D printed garbo all the time is deeply frustrating

I have started affectionately calling my local fish store the "stick emporium" because at this point I've probably spent as much on wood for my tanks as on actual fish

A wide-leafed aquatic plant with a yellow-green flower and large spadix

My anubias plant bloomed over the weekend and, as a chronic plant-killer who has struggled to keep this 10g tank functional, I am absolutely over the moon

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar