Fortuna Glacialis

a man with a mustache is clapping his hands in front of a group of people with the word magic written on the screen . Alt: A man with a droopy brown mustache and an ironic expression is wearing a pale blue leisure suit with a wide, 70s-style collar, a white shirt, and a pale pink scarf with red dots. He tosses his head disdainfully, flicking a handful of glitter up in front of him. The caption reads ‘Magic’

He ran out of glitter…

#MagicShowsGoneWrong

Perhaps she should get a little nearer death, just to see how perimenopause compares 🤨

She has a name, which the whales still sing reverently amongst themselves. But it’s all pent breath and infrasonic trills; we humans can’t hear it.

I would watch tf out of this

YouTube in 1750 BC: NEW BOMBSHELL IN EA NASIR DRAMA -NANNI LAUNCHES MASSIVE TELL ALL CANCEL TABLET

They turned it back on 13 hours ago.

Like a jewel in a satin case. Happy sigh!

(And you just know she’s thinking AND IT’S GOT POCKETS!)

She’s absolutely gorgeous, and omg that gown! 🤩

It doesn’t specify what you’re supposed to drop him off of. Maybe that bridge where all the bats live?

FORBIDDEN FERRET DO NOT PET

1) This is corp capture playbook. They take systems you cannot live without, then convert them into assets they own.

Water. Power. Housing. Streets. Schools.

Once it is an “asset class,” you stop being a citizen and start being a revenue stream.
#DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

I was always confused by it being shelved in the Self Help section of the bookstore when it clearly belonged in True Crime

a bald man in a green shirt and black hoodie Alt: A bald man in a green shirt and black hoodie makes vehement negative gestures and says, I eat all the cheese. I eat all of the cheese.

#LivingAloneIsGreatBecause you never have to ask who moved your cheese

Sagittal will get you out of work for alllll the weeks; transverse, you might just need to set your chair a little higher

The mark of the witch is not a third nipple or a refusal to drown, but in a thousand ritual acts as they dance with the land. - Tess Heller, Grey Horse Coven, 1978 #WitchSky

This is what happens when you let squirrels program the camera

I mean, are you thinking sagittally or transverse-wise? Because there are halves and there are halves.

the volume and/or the jam, we pumped it up ✊🏼

The GenX urge to light my torch and wave it for the New Moon on Monday

Strongly reminiscent of this infamous diagram of a slaver ship. We are repeating our evils.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Tbf this is also a poorly photographed cat.

Hahaha, too bad they couldn’t stop by the drug store for you on their way! But I’m sure he was happy and relieved to see you (as indeed are all of us who’ve been worrying about you between check-ins) 💚

So no Edgar either? Boooooo!

The arc of history can bend towards a little justice, as a treat

They ought to recommission a cell in the Tower of London for him and let tour groups throw rotting fruit at him. The surge in admissions revenue could go toward reparations for his victims or charities to aid SA survivors.

A Reuters breaking news post about the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor followed by a Postcards from the Past post of a card depicting the landscape at Loch Rannoch, on the back of which is inscribed ‘Well how’s Andy?’

Timeline serendipity strikes again! 🤣

‘Now begone, else I shall be forced to poke you yet again!’