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SITREP takes on an entirely new meaning.

Scientists were so busy wondering if they could genetically engineer a Yoshi to digest power up mushrooms, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

It seems he’s hooked on more than phonics.

Wasn't this supposed to be international "Hypocritical People Floating Day" or something?

I heard they really liked the pitch for “TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Fascism”

Well, RFK did say that the Heimlich causes low sperm count and autism.

He says he can count the sperm the same way he counts mitochondria… just by watching.

I think @robo-bmo.bsky.social had fun at #PaxWest and, hey, we didn’t get kicked out this time so win-win!

Hey, look, that house comes with a free dumpster!

There will be a river of urine the likes of which has never been witnessed…

Though, I hear tell that the person in question likes the golden showers, so I’m thinking the largest Cleveland steamer ever might be more apt.

The last time we went to a con was 4 years ago, when we were kicked out for bringing robots…

I just checked and PAX West no longer has a ‘no robots’ rule listed on their site. So, let’s see if they let BMO in tomorrow to have some fun!

We’re hangin in there, hope you’re doing well too!

Our BMO robot is now live on Bluesky! #mathmatical

Well, that’s because you have to be a dick to have a pubic hair signature.

Fascists apparently only bring wieners to cookouts at the park.

Hmm, I’d have to think about that. But I imagine there would be a way. 😅

Clowns always be clowning

Wait… this wasn’t that “x-money” thing he announced today?

Watch out, he’s a reachin for his letter-writing pen!

Army men on the moon? Does he think we’re protesting up there too?

Uh oh, you know it’s going down now. He’s taking his strongly-worded
-letter pen out of his pocket.

I read somewhere that the most prevalent degenerative spine disorder is greed.

The Invertebrate Party

Glad to hear everyone was ok! Auto accidents suck. 😞

Gamified Gestapo?

I thought you said they were trying to get him to desiccate… but Elon has that effect on all tacos.

Alas, my well of sympathy hath suddenly run dry.

It's ok... everyone knows Trump's gonna TACO all over the place.

cusstoady