IV but spooky

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Cunts

This happened like 8 years ago. I have never gotten over it

I was even more shocked after I got her the spicy kind and watched her cut them open and STUFF CHEESE INSIDE THEM

My wife loves cheese

My wife does not like spicy food

So when she asked me to get her some Jamaican Patties, which come in “spicy” and “cheese” varieties, I naturally purchased the cheese ones

I was shocked to learn this was the wrong choice

Watercolor doodle of a butterfly standing up on two legs like a human and smoking a cigarette. It says, make shitty art if you want to, who's going to stop you?

#MakeAThing

whoa

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

Quincy & Worcester

My wife’s problem is that she always orders way too much food and then she can’t finish it

My problem is that I always order way too much food and then I CAN finish it

Vegetarian The kiddo is becoming more conscientious. Sort of.

Vegetarian

The kiddo is becoming more conscientious. Sort of.

The internet was a mistake

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Every pointing meme shopped into The Creation of Adam, also known as The Creation of Man, is a fresco painting by Italian artist Michelangelo, which forms part of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling. Adam and God touching fingers is livened up by the lady pointing at the white cat, Skeletor, Spiderman, Leonardo DiCaprio and the dad from that chopper show. Also 2 guys I don't recognize: A young man in a brown suit and some kind of Angel of Death skullface guy.

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system

me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart

me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

“I suppose this that fellow is a real doctor?” “Yes, but only an Italian one”

Doctor Mario

“Excuse-a me?”

“I’m an eleven, but continue.”

It’s not just me‽

How do you answer your phone?

Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

This sounds like something Dale Gribble would do

it's not funny. cartoon wolves only blow their heads off when they're extremely horny

Even the smallest trailer slot for Gamescom is unattainable for indies. It'd basically bankrupt us!

So if you wanna help a tiny indie get some visibility, then I'd love if you could check out our awesome game - there's giant capybaras in it!

Hey everyone, they just launched whales 2.0!

Han Solo: I can get you there in 800 Leagues Under the Sea