Fuck Ice Bird

Getting my quarterly STI screen. You should too! I won’t say it won’t hurt. It will hurt just a teeny bit

Managed to train TikTok to show me exclusively baddies who are leftists

There are a few workers who clearly specialize in that type of guy and their marketing is usually pretty well designed. Always hard to tell with her how much she believes and how much is marketing. But certainly I will never look at a sankey diagram the same way again

I believe in free speech except for “men can’t get laid” discourse

I'll be making a brief trip to either the SF Bay Area or San Diego this Saturday, 8/2 or Monday, 8/4. Make it easy for me to choose by sending me a 💌 <3 let's rendezvous.

It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.

Old still from a John Waters interview- he’s sitting just off of center on a green couch, leaning forward, hands clasped. He’s in front of a bookshelf, looking concerned, or thoughtful. Overlayed on the image is the quote: “Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.”

It’s weird how being nice to people is easy yet so few people do it

Oh your hair is amazing I love it

I am so embarrassed to hear that a man got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. Have some self respect go see a band that is actually good

I never look at reviews. I don’t feel like you can really review a person. I’m fully vibes based and it’s not failed me yet

It’s so windy right now do not love it

We like to make the weather impossible

The media should publish the same kind of thinkpieces about porn that it does about prestige TV. Not prurient tirades, but proper level-headed analysis of current trends, what it's saying, and who it's influencing. Why did the online right get so into cuckolding, for instance?

When I think of things that are bad, ICE is among the most

It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends

Post climbing putty arms!

“If you think you might be, then you aren’t” is truly a great insight about people

Sometimes the simple things…

Meet me at the West Coast burger

Do we know who is lobbying for it so hard?

There is a guy in my group chat who might be the worst horny poster of all time. I consider myself relatively horny but every time he posts I think about swearing off sex for good

No but seriously getting regular exercise and enough sleep is so incredibly beneficial it makes me angry. Why can’t I just be lazy and also feel good

Naps

Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.

Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

Yikes

Evidently I’m too short for short king week, but realistically we shouldn’t be including 5’9” guys anyway. Let’s just go with the first 7 days in May?

The transphobes at the times have moved on to the crossword?

I truly enjoy how you paint clothes on to please the gods