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Tessa Matsuzaki

@tessamatsuzaki.bsky.social

My life became a Weird Al lyric on 6/8/22. Insufferable since I discovered I have an IMDb page. (she/her)

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Today’s inspirational message:

21.10.2023 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3549    πŸ” 941    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 31

Someone knew exactly what they were doing and I’m here for it.

15.10.2023 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The eclipse at its fullest Los Angeles extent

14.10.2023 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.

14.10.2023 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4499    πŸ” 1530    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 17

This so so cool.

14.10.2023 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shapes of the shadows that eclipses create are my favourite part! I got a fun photo of dappled sun in a tree’s shadow once when there was a partial eclipse on a sunny day.

14.10.2023 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Follow for more recipes

14.10.2023 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or – and hear me out here – the bat’leth is 1.66 Banana Murrays long.

14.10.2023 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come on! So nostalgic! πŸ’€

10.10.2023 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Entrapment!

10.10.2023 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fully a mood. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

10.10.2023 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[REDACTED]!!! (Me yelling your real name at my phone and cackling.) πŸ˜‚

10.10.2023 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m wheezing. 😭

10.10.2023 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I…… wow.

WOW.

Honestly, this feels like a mood.

Ok, there’s SO MUCH going on, but I somehow managed to notice that the product’s name uses a faux Disney typeface (probably from dafont) that can’t possibly be legal. πŸ˜‚

10.10.2023 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that this is real packaging! πŸ˜‚ The 2001 Geocities description is 🀌.

10.10.2023 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ what’s Halloween without some genuine terror?

10.10.2023 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Replying because I’m gonna be in DC next week and want to be able to find this thread again.

10.10.2023 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

13.09.2023 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4076    πŸ” 1191    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 130
NYT screenshot: 
One day earlier, in a neighboring state, another couple making a politically motivated move had a different flag on display β€” a Pride flag on a T-shirt.

Jennie and Jeff Noble were packing their possessions into a 26-foot U-Haul truck in suburban Iowa. Ms. Noble, 37, who was wearing the Pride T-shirt, and her husband were leaving Iowa for Minnesota.

Their only child, Julien, came out as transgender at age 11. Now 16, Julien uses prescription testosterone. After Iowa banned gender-affirming medical care for minors, criminalizing their son’s treatments, the Nobles β€” lifelong Iowans β€” concluded they had to get out.

NYT screenshot: One day earlier, in a neighboring state, another couple making a politically motivated move had a different flag on display β€” a Pride flag on a T-shirt. Jennie and Jeff Noble were packing their possessions into a 26-foot U-Haul truck in suburban Iowa. Ms. Noble, 37, who was wearing the Pride T-shirt, and her husband were leaving Iowa for Minnesota. Their only child, Julien, came out as transgender at age 11. Now 16, Julien uses prescription testosterone. After Iowa banned gender-affirming medical care for minors, criminalizing their son’s treatments, the Nobles β€” lifelong Iowans β€” concluded they had to get out.

The Huckins family and the Noble family have not met, yet their journeys β€” from blue Oregon to red Missouri, and from red Iowa to blue Minnesota β€” mirror each other, unfolding only five weeks apart this spring. One family relocated because of a single issue β€” restrictions on transgender rights β€” while the other believed a broad swath of progressive policies had degraded their quality of life. But both families used strikingly similar language to describe their main concern: the need for personal safety.

The Huckins family and the Noble family have not met, yet their journeys β€” from blue Oregon to red Missouri, and from red Iowa to blue Minnesota β€” mirror each other, unfolding only five weeks apart this spring. One family relocated because of a single issue β€” restrictions on transgender rights β€” while the other believed a broad swath of progressive policies had degraded their quality of life. But both families used strikingly similar language to describe their main concern: the need for personal safety.

*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u...

07.10.2023 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4056    πŸ” 1287    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 134

Any fanbase that still does the Chop in 2023 CE does not deserve to see wins.

07.10.2023 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Your work is an act of service to your community, Justin. I eagerly await results in re both donuts and revisited parks.

08.10.2023 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait a minute -

07.10.2023 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew I recognized it!

07.10.2023 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Reaches A Fateful Crossroads We should welcome it, but acknowledge the peril

Something important dawned on me this week: Trump’s easy impunity is at an end, and not in the Mueller Is Coming, #resistance sense, but in the β€œhe knows he’s trapped and knifed McCarthy for protection” sense. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-reac...

06.10.2023 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A dinosaur marches outside of Kaiser facility holding a Kaiser put Patients First sign

A dinosaur marches outside of Kaiser facility holding a Kaiser put Patients First sign

Strike dinosaur? Strike dinosaur.

05.10.2023 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 983    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 13

Ahh, fair enough. I guess I’ve just heard far too many people ask the question seriously that my brain starts to melt before I have time to parse the sarcasm/joke levels.

05.10.2023 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I was just on TMZ Live talking about Drew Barrymore's writers refusing to return to the show and how this is a demonstration of the power and confidence built when people participate in strikes. Glad I was able to hit all the points I wanted.

05.10.2023 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This. It makes my brain hurt because it starts out acknowledging the lack of a binary and then poses a binary question. I’m happen to be cis but I’m neither.

05.10.2023 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Effective wayfinding design is a grossly underappreciated art. If it’s great, it’s almost entirely overlooked because everyone just gets where they need to go. And I love that.

05.10.2023 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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