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@mrslizardman.bsky.social

7 Followers  |  7 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 27.03.2025  |  1.7293

Latest posts by mrslizardman.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a cartoon dog is sitting on a couch with a remote control in his hand ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting on a couch with a remote control in his hand

The l word

06.06.2025 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

These are the questions that haunt me

06.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why does everyone in this show cheat on their partner

06.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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three women taking a selfie in front of a danas restaurant ALT: three women taking a selfie in front of a danas restaurant
06.06.2025 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why does everyone wanna fuck shane she looks greasy

06.06.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All horses are haunted

05.06.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s wild to me that my dad can walk down the street at night and not be worried. I offered to drive him and he was like “why??” a crazy life that men lead but ya bitch go get my smarties

05.06.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.06.2025 23:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m demisexual and so so so oppressed

04.06.2025 15:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will my body ever stop yearning for blue raspberry

02.06.2025 16:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

add my sisters and corporate america to that list

28.05.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll give this one to you

28.05.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got 25 gray hairs and a gun

28.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

7 is Thursday, brown, and November
5 is Wednesday, maroon, and May

24.05.2025 17:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lesbians are annoying

24.05.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get outta here we’re bonding

24.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2019 gay shows are a specific type of horrifying

24.05.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

finally!

24.05.2025 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

put the L word on

24.05.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

where my scissor sisters at

24.05.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

rose toy said yeah my sister is gonna kill herself but lemme fuck the cop in a jail cell first

23.05.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this fuck ass show is making my bronchitis flair up

23.05.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is it 47 degrees in fairytale

22.05.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weather is so crazy

22.05.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thumb thumb obviously

22.05.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so so so happy I’m not 22

22.05.2025 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s that damn phone

26.04.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can pick one up for you too

26.04.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

two ovarian cysts to go please and include utensils

26.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All the old people in this place know my dogs name but not mine

09.04.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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