alec jules

#cracksky

the girls are fightingg

super bowl!!!!!

the new england leaves my body whenever i see the patriots on the television

in a world of megs, be a peter.

when you’ve reached true internet zen ragebaiting and joybaiting become one

i bet chomsky did

i dead know hella predators

they touched kermit and he went bad #kermitthefroggotdiddled #theytouchedhimandhewentbad

everyone on soulseek is named shit like “boofgod420” and “Penis_Toucher”

the sopranos is like if martin scorcese directed malcom in the middle

oh shit that’s epicness

do y’all have medical yet or is that from colorado

i might be going out on a limb here but it is not good parenting to take your kids to jeffrey epstein's private island 4 years after he plead guilty to sex crimes involving children, & it is very strange to list their ages to him

rednote is like tiktok but only the good videos (cats and chinese men doing strange things)

the universe is trying to tell me something

gen z are trying to cancel eminem

i haven’t been watching regularly but i would guess he’s made several

it’s really funny when you watch late night and you can tell when the gay zoomer on the writing team wrote the joke and john oliver says some shit like “he ate no crumbs left”

type shit

the trump admin should send their ice goons to more swing states so the republican parties electoral viability remains in the toilet for the next 50 years

i hope that they learn that the republicans are not good on anything

a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie with an adidas logo

when the most annoying guy in the book dies looney tunes style

kicked out of from software for fuckin da estoc 😂😭

Peace is a burger and love is the milkshake

nothing feels better than getting to around the halfway point of a really long book and finally being able to hold it properly

type shit

whenever i read a bad joke i reread it in fozzy bears voice and then it becomes funny

???