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The titular raccoon character from the hit video game series Sly Cooper sneaks in through a window in the dead of night in order to meet with his good pal Murray for what appears to be a secret rendezvous.

Sly Cooper

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

When given answers like these, people in the press ought to start laughing in the most openly-derisive manner they can possibly convey to the dum-dum in front of them.
Shame needs to come back. These aren't children in a classroom – getting these answers wrong at this level of pay grade is shameful.

most people end up as losers in life not because of any choices they make in their life, but because society needs them to be. society as it is currently structured requires a class of dissatisfied, angry losers who are easily whipped into a frenzy against a designated scapegoat in order to function

Gently grasping my bunny Fizgig

got this thing in my inventory

A dark and light brown bunny peeks through a white, open-topped box.

#artstuff

Here is the deer girl you all voted for a week or so ago

Fluffy!

i screw up the heist

It's rude to bother your professor outside of office hours 😳💦

of course the secret was to always be a selfish asshole with an in-demand skill…

i did everything wrong

howling at the very first lines of this interview

ohhh he’s a Hot Cummer….

a messy, toony lap ride between Bugs and Lola bunny. Bugs is supporting Lola by her butt, and Lola has her legs wrapped around Bugs' waist.

A pregnant Lola giving Bugs head in the shower.

a nice old set of commissioned pics I forgot about: Bugs and Lola before and after preg, maybe from around 2016?

stupid horny old man

alright man. let's wrap up this olivia nuzzi shit by 12am CST tomorrow. no more of this shit. we have moved on as a society.

I do think you’re onto something with the “You expected this to land harder, didn’t you” response along with denying them their viral phone video, but you absolutely cannot do it in a way that makes you look Mad and that’s *so* hard to pull off…

I’ve never been able to figure out how to parry this exact kind of passive-aggressive ridicule because like. “Are you okay?” comes across actively condescending when most bystanders would interpret what they’re doing as “playfully ribbing”

Seeing the delicate feelings of ppl offended by MFF’s policy change shatter and immediately they all start going "oh, WE’RE not allowed but you welcome all these DEGENERATES? who wear things like LATEX and PUP HOODS?"

oh how the fascist bleeds

I made six figures in Seattle and I was forced to leave in 2020 because I lost that and I had no social safety net. I know people who have never held a job who have lived there longer than me.

“Surviving in an expensive city” is far more about being accepted into the community of whichever subculture you identify with than about making six figures. Everyone will eventually need support.

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post on the website “Linked In” that has ever *improved* my opinion of someone or their hireability.

“Here’s why I’m a clueless Idiot and everything I did sucked ass as a result.” -VP of Fingering My Asshole at Horseshit AI Startup (Formerly Amazon), TC: 1.3M

Quality picnic time and some mooncakes~

Public release from the P-atreon!

Probably not 3 days pass at a time without me thinking about shit in this Graeber essay. Pairs real well with the line from Veins about how the teachers don't tell you about how you can get a GED so the popular kids have a steady supply of kids to torture.

Old Bugs Bunny Painting i did :)

preloaded with What

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