@jessicasele.bsky.social
In case you weren't on the classified Signal chat, tomorrow night at 7:30 at The Ice House in Pasadena it's New World Disorder with @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social , @mattlieb.bsky.social, @karindadobbins.bsky.social and @jessicasele.bsky.social. Tickets here: bit.ly/3GqsOQ0
22.04.2025 14:09 — 👍 90 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Dark times call for dick jokes
🖤NEXT WEDNESDAY 7:30pm
🔥NEW WORLD DISORDER at The Ice House in Pasadena
with GARETH REYNOLDS @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
APARNA NANCHERLA
JESSICA SELE @jessicasele.bsky.social
MATT LIEB @mattlieb.bsky.social
🎟️Tickets here: bit.ly/3GqsOQ0
Katy Perry visited the void of outer space and achieved congruence
16.04.2025 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning:
"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."
Bill Burr is right on track with understanding that Americans need to come together and not be taken advantage of by the elite but he cannot say a sentence without throwing women under the bus 😂
14.03.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get in the shower with my bra on I think an above average amount
11.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Locally I’m a one issue voter. No ferrets.
08.03.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like when I get sick, my body seriously considers dying
06.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember how hard everyone was on Kathy Griffen for that photo? But now it’s like let’s remake but with real thing.
06.03.2025 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being sick is cool because you get to feel horrible and let everyone down
28.02.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah hold off a sec
24.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait I want this. Maybe just order uber eats for your family so you can show us how to cook
24.02.2025 19:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry those dogs don’t know what they’re saying when they press those buttons
21.02.2025 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eating ice cream after dinner is married peoples way of having sex
21.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dang we gotta riot like soon
21.02.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The void is getting even voidier
05.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Believe me when I say the music playing from this airport Wolfgang pucks is not good
15.02.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you understand how smug I am when the general security line is much shorter than the precheck?
15.02.2025 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This app is less dorky than threads I feel
15.02.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One upside is nobody is saying feminazi anymore
13.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders.
The rubicon has been crossed.
I wish someone was around to hear my fart. It was so long and slow. Hilarious. Smells bad though.
13.02.2025 04:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone who worked with J-Lo just told me she was really nice! Let’s keep Bluesky as a positive space for J-Lo please 🙏
13.02.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who has spent considerable time concerned for the wellbeing of bad men… Is Drake okay?
10.02.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are the people that said that organizing a revolution would be easier under Trump than Kamala doing that?
08.02.2025 00:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just woke up from a dream that I lost my phone. I didn’t actually.
07.02.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come visit me at work today if you want to see how good I am at customer service while PMSing
06.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at us solving the equation of how much to know and be involved without wanting to lay down in a bog
06.02.2025 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great James Baldwin quote
06.02.2025 14:08 — 👍 431 🔁 72 💬 5 📌 1The void is getting even voidier
05.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
