Solomon Georgio

Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.

AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.

Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.

Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?

Tbh, narcissistic men hate that they can’t sway or read autistic people. So they opt to eliminate them through eugenics.

The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.

On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.

If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”

Pretty crazy to see the government silence white men.

Food is unaffordable, job market is scarce and homelessness is spiking…but we’re still trying to figure out if this is a recession? Baby girl, this is a recession squared. This is a recession wearing another recession as a human skin suit. This makes 2008 look like the Vengabus.

It’s wild that there’s a vast market of podcasts for right wing extremism while I’m over here listening to Katseye on repeat.

Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.

FYI, I will be celebrating the death of every white nationalist. And if that makes me a bad person, so be it.

Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.

My first GRWM.

If you’re already arguing about the next election, I recommend you take a deep breath and walk away. Some of y’all are so willing to die on a hill that you don’t realize it’s just a pebble.

Living in LA is crazy. You think you’re meeting someone new, but you’ve met many times and they’ve been standing next to you for years.

And if there is a God, they hate your guts.

Your religion isn’t anti-gay. You are. Ugly bitch. And you smell like onions.

This is the dictatorship part. You don’t have to wait for an election. It’s the doing whatever he wants, that’s what makes him a dictator. Y’all are waiting to solve a problem that is already here.

I don’t think Trump supporters are in a cult. They genuinely voted for a leader that they can relate to. It’s not their fault that they happen to be butt ugly pedophiles.

People that stop a football field away at a red light: What’s going on? Is your car shy? Are you allergic to red lights? Do you need a head start? Please explain.

They’re trying to start civil war? Bitch, this is a civil war. You’re just not fighting back.

There’s a Tesla Diner in Los Angeles. This is great news for me, a person that loves to honk and cuss people out.

The meaning of life is to live until you die. Duh.

PAUL WALL AT THE MALL PLAYING PINBALL

Please understand the amount of mental labor it took to set aside all my anxieties about the dire state of world that plays in a constant loop on my mind to post the following…

Oh no, not the wealthy wanting to move. What will we ever do?! Good job reporting a dog whistle by racists as news.

No amount of cruelty will ever replace or repair your misery. Happiness is a choice and it requires empathy.