@thedarkcow.bsky.social
The Lord High Protector of England, Scotland and Whales. Used to own a dialup modem and it used to sing me a song.
One kid dies after eating an insanely hot chip... the brand is shutdown. No more Paqui chips. One guy is shot by an antique Mauser and every antique store stays open. Where is the justice?
13.09.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flocks of turkeys moved like dinosaurs in the underbrush on either side of the trail. It was a good hike.
24.08.2025 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tiniest doge at the doge park
Stephen the Defcon Pigeon promises to shit on everything you love. I read that's good luck
The finest red heeler surveys the weeds
Animal memes and pets
15.08.2025 14:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another Defcon in the bag. Sore feet, heavy heart, and insufficient drinking dragged me down, tolerant and supportive friends kept me moving.
Viva Las Vegas!
Did you say Dark trace?
20.05.2025 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our call for volunteers is open! Be a part of the Payment Village @defcon.bsky.social this summer π
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πDEF CON 8-10th August 2025 Las Vegasπ
The Loosest Slots in Vegas.... at Red Rocks
26.04.2025 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zoysia grass poking through astroturf.
life finds a way...
26.04.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Putting the heart doctor on the sixth floor seems like a stress test....
16.04.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because he dodges bullets Avi!
03.04.2025 15:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing makes one feel more helpless than watching your loved ones decline.
Well.. nothing except waiting on hold for an hour for customer service.
TIL The preference for seed free yards has unless pollenagedon on cities.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
'member when calling someone a natsi was an insult?
Pep'ridge farms does
So... um..
How are you doing?
Electrical box scorched by a phase to phase short.
Somebody let the smoke out...
29.03.2025 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does masking protect against people catching charges?
29.03.2025 12:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Our systems are really secure and our IT team is on top of things"
Said noone in IT ever.
When your boss says they can't use a comparable position at another company in your industry because "they aren't like us" when they do exactly what you do...
26.03.2025 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Canadian smugglers are using the library's front door... to um... .. wait what?
www.npr.org/2025/03/23/n...
Your mom
21.03.2025 05:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Snow on a fir tree. A red colored dog sniffs below it. Behind are clouds light from below by the setting sun
Snow at the doge parque.
19.03.2025 01:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh snap... unexpected job interview on Thursday...
18.03.2025 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy donuts. Applied at a previous workplace for a role, application got rejected. Also applied for a role at a branch location, invited to interview next week.
14.03.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today i used AI to write my IDP plan. AI... bs'ing the bs for the bs
11.03.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh look... another tiktok that coulda been a tweet....
11.03.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that moment when the bar has spider plant babies... and you tell the 2 people on the Internet who follow you
08.03.2025 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im gonna say spying but that might just be the Burn Notice talking....
08.03.2025 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.
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