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Sending love out to every author who learned that their publisher’s marketing plan for their new book was to have an intern visit a remote woodland in winter, dig a hole in the frozen earth, and whisper their book’s title once, ‘neath the crescent moon.

Nothing to see here; except, a seriously cute kitten.

#MenWithCats

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise

Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

Sentences that start with "you people" immediately makes want me disconnect 😒😮‍💨

In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.

In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

Spoiler alert.

No matter how old you are, if you hold a four colours ballpoint pen, you'll try to push down every colour at once

Godzilla patch is (slowly) coming along

people that are "upset" at Ciri being the protagonist for The Witcher IV were never going to play it and just want something to complain about

it's all so silly to me

Ich weiß auch nicht, warum sich junge Leute nicht mehr mit brennender Seele für ihren Arbeitgeber einsetzen. Jetzt hat man schon die Reallöhne gesenkt, um zu Mehrarbeit zu motivieren, diskutiert das Anrechnen des 1. Krankheitstages als Urlaubstag, aber von Begeisterung keine Spur. Undankbares Pack.

really disturbed & disgusted at all the comments I see on multiple posts since TGA that this or that game is "woke" because the main character is a woman and they "don't want to play as a woman". I played so many games with male main character I never saw the issue?Misogyny in the industry is INSANE

Amazing that the Great Defenders of Gaming Traditions are so surprised by the fact that Ciri will be the focus of The Witcher 4, a reveal that came out of nowhere at... the end of The Witcher 3

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.

apparently some gamers are upset about ciri being the protagonist of witcher 4. did they not play witcher 3? the ending i got had ciri becoming a witcher and one of the DLCs for witcher 3 was basically about geralt retiring to live on a vineyard

Just sayin’

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

Here are my book recommendations for the new year:

Read the books you already bought.

My cat has two and only two settings and they are:

1) awww look at the sleepy little baby

- or -

2) I swear to god if this motherf...

Whenever a videogame has an in-universe explanation for why your character respawns it’s always incredibly stupid and also works every single time on me