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With all the fake drugs out there, often including fentanyl, I'm not taking any pills without knowing their provenance. If you offer me a Vicodin, I want to see the bottle

There's a range of pain I call Bad Drugs. As in, I'm in so much pain that I would take the pills that could be Bad Drugs.

Netflix and medically induced coma

Someone should come over and put me in a coma

My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?

You ever watch 'My Neighbor Totoro' and think to yourself "this is great, but it needs way more violence and dick jokes?"

I strongly recommend @brockway.bsky.social's 'I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200'

2020: People don't read emails
2026: People don't read texts
2030: People's eyes are closed
2034: People's lips are turning blue

Ironically now someone else will have to be on your jury

INTERVIEWER: can i see your resume

ME: *slides paper across desk*

INTERVIEWER: this is just a note that says “do u like me __yes __no”

ME: *averts eyes* well do u

INTERVIEWER: *bites end of pencil* idk maybe

RIP now loading

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

If I could Rube Goldberg me some breakfast so I didnt have to leave my bed, that would be great right about now

I'd watch Kidz Bop live before I watch Kid Rock

LOOK AT THIS PERFECT PUPPER

Apparently this isn't this isn't unusual

I want to be a kitty

Her first trip to the pet supply store

Oh I would pet

Killing the CIA World Factbook might seem like small potatoes, but it was a touchstone of curated facts in a sea of disinformation.

People gotta fuckin stop doin this. I won't vote for Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom will lose. I'm saying it now so y'all have time to listen, tho you never do. But nah I ain't voting for diet fascism just because he has a D. Candidates have to do what we want to get elected, there's no fealty here.

Cavapoo dog sitting in a shopping cart. The Ty beanie baby logo has been added to the lower left corner.

Thank you. Kitty pictures might help. And kitty lore

Can't sleep so I'm messaging doctors. I certainly will not regret messaging doctors at 2;42 am

In the meantime could someone do me a solid and cut off my right arm?

Maybe it's my gallbladder. When bladder pain radiates to THE RIGHT SHOULDER SPECIFICALLY that can be more gallbladder

Does it give you pain In anomalous places? Like why is my shoulder killing me

Thank you. I think I might have found 9 on the pain scale (10 is when I can't post)

I don't normally watch many movies but I've seen five really good ones this year

I often ask her if she is real. She does not answer

I really really want to vomit