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#Politics: Trump Asks Mayor-Elect Mamdani To Cede Times Square McDonald’s To Russian Forces #news
21.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Science: Trump-Appointed NASA Chief Announces Plan To Deport Comet 3I/ATLAS #news
21.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Area ICE Agent Wondering How ‘Senior Child Abductor’ Will Look On Resume After Agency Dissolves In Six Or So Years #news
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21.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Report: ‘It Okay If There A Few Fingernails In It,’ Says Restaurant Manager #news
21.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: Trump Calls For Execution Of All Government Officials Who Are Not Trump #news
21.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Recycled Jokes Proven To Reduce Area Man’s Dependence On Natural Humor #news
21.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Entertainment: Bad Bunny Headlining Dick Cheney’s Funeral #news
20.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: Press Secretary Leavitt Says Consenting Adults ‘A Democrat Hoax’ #news
14.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Area Woman Most Productive When Not Being Paid To Be #news
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14.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Report: Growing Number Of Americans Switching To Nostalgia-Based Diet #news
14.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: ICE To Begin Rounding Up Air Traffic Controllers #news
13.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Area Man Tosses Entire Shirt After Single Button Falls Off #news
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13.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Economy: Trump Hits Sesame Street With 50% Tariff #news
13.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Health: FDA Reverses Ban On Consumption Of Mysterious Slimes #news
08.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Strain On Area Couple’s Marriage Celebrates Thirtieth Birthday #news
08.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: USDA Will Begin Paying Out SNAP Benefits To Struggling Argentinians #news
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07.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Report: Bread & Circus Inc. Reports Record Low Profits #news
07.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Befuddled Man On First Date Realizes He Just Been Listing Dinosaurs For Past Three Minutes #news
07.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: Trump Announces Trade Deal With Lord Zyronax, Devourer Of Souls #news
07.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Report: Study Finds Majority Of Americans Get All Their News From Wise Old Crow #news
07.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: Proposed GOP Healthcare Deal Encourages Sick Americans To Eat Shit, Die #news
07.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Local: Area Woman Achieves Total Inner Peace After Phone Destroyed #news
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06.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Travel: Government Shutdown Forces FAA To Reduce Flight Capacity For All Americans Who Are Not Taylor Swift #news
06.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani To Become New York City's First Openly Hot Mayor #news
05.11.2025 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#Politics: President Trump Renovates Oval Office To Make Room For Live Studio Audience #news
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