Hey @governorwalz.mn.gov, a lot of minnesotans are curious if there is a plan in place for when the current president deploys the military against our state.

If Jerry is short for Gerald, then Larry must be short for Lerald.

If Tim is short for Timothy, Jim must be short for Jimothy...

People always look at me funny when I say things like "I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand so I can hold 6 beers at a time"

He was fine in the sense that the Joker was fine before the pool-of-acid incident.

I vote D. Hes trying to mimic the cries of his prey, for art.

Thank you for spelling it out so eloquently.

In 52 years of reading headlines about horrific acts of carnage, I’ve never once thought “uh oh, I bet whoever did THAT agrees with me on essentially everything” and if I did have that thought, my next thought would be “neat, maybe I’m a psychopath” not “fuck, now i have to alter everyone’s reality”

Department of Defense Security for the Protection of Department of Homeland Security Functions MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE                THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

Good morning, waking up to Civil War 2, what a timeline.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Looks, its totally fine if science has never interested you, that you didn't go to school and study science and pursue a whole career in science. Thats fine. But to deny it's existence cuz it's implications are inconvenient to your worldview, is hilarious.

Trump DOJ deletes study showing undocumented migrants commit less crime than citizens Administration has framed mass deportation operations as response to violent crime

Facts dont care about feelings, share with your enemies.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison The Trump administration says that it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.

I thought this was interesting. Its as if there should be a thing called due process, and systems existed to prevent things like this from happening.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

New Trump demand to colleges: Name protesters — and their nationalities The demand for student information came after the administration promised to deport non-citizens who participated in what it called “pro-jihadist protests.”

New Trump demand to colleges: Name protesters — and their nationalities

When I was a kid, a constitutional democracy meant that the elected officials were beholden to their constituency. Watch me get locked up and deported simply for saying this.

I'm a Ram Al Green · Gets Next to You · Song · 1971

Remember Brad the Sheep? I miss that guy

Black Saturday: The Day the United States Ceased to Be a Constitutional Democracy Black Saturday, March 15, 2025, will be remembered as the day the U.S. ceased to function as a constitutional democracy. A sitting president defied a federal court order, proving that judicial authori...

Look, its over. I'm sorry.
theintellectualist.com/black-saturd...

A mcchicken and a cheeseburger costs $11. That is all.

"The snow will be gone this weekend, and next week our rights"

The only way to know for sure is by getting the book.

I got my first detention in 2nd grade for something I didn't do, and I've been like "fuck the man" ever since.

"You gotta go to Hayward for their sushi"

Now THATS How You Build Credit!

What the fuck is a castlevania olive

Black cat posing cutely in tiny cat-sized window

Are cat pictures a thing on here?

Billybass buyers voted for trump

All this renaming business as a "joke" and parodying the orange diaper man isn't really something people should be doing. Lets not normalize any bit of that guy's behavior, however stupid the behavior is. Its cringey as fuck.

Hopping off the meta train because I don't like where it's headed.

This is a metaphor about trains, and fascism.