He should tuck the caught ball under his shirt and rampage into the end zone on all fours....then make love to the goalposts.
18.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bolt-thunderhuge.bsky.social
He should tuck the caught ball under his shirt and rampage into the end zone on all fours....then make love to the goalposts.
18.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just got back to my apartment to find a pigeon attempting to login to my PC. It had obviously failed a few times and so had childishly shit all over my drawing tablet.
10.07.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I initially thought that image you linked to was a depiction of you cutting a bagel with your feet while analyzing football plays.
08.07.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's getting on a bit. Dementia?
17.06.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hah! Lord only knows where they are now.
30.05.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You've just reminded me that I accidentally left my Django Reinhardt box-set at home when I moved country for work (30 years ago).
29.05.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ponytails now outnumber non-ponytails. Thank Steve for the shoutout for me.
23.05.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The robot Lemming that was primarily used to scare small children outside the grand opening of the Software House.
13.05.2025 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This has cleared up a huge mystery for me. I couldn't figure out how I'd seen this small piece of the movie at a summer activities place for kids back in '78. I was beginning to think my brain had made it up.
05.05.2025 17:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This brought up fond memories of a bottle of C3PO Droid Oil bubble bath I was gifted for my 8th (or perhaps 9th) birthday. In all the years since it was expended, I haven't smelled that scent again. If I ever do, my brain is going to experience the mother of all time-warps.
05.05.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My old biking route to work!
02.05.2025 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've just eaten, but I'm suddenly hungry again.
01.05.2025 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As a Rockies fan, I have to ask, "What's a run?"
01.05.2025 00:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One was funny, at least.
04.04.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, my least favourite part of the trek - climbing up an enormous sand-dune for four hours. Still, dawn at the crater rim was worth it.
02.04.2025 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oooh! I was there in 2013. We camped at Mawenzi before crossing the saddle to Kibo. I remember it being VERY cold.
01.04.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Didn't even wash my hands!
25.03.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fifteen years and counting!
22.03.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been fifteen years since the battery ran out on the clippers halfway through buzzing my hair. The right half, to be precise.
22.03.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I may have passed this very corner on my weekly jaunt to Tescos back in the '90s.
04.03.2025 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you have a sign?
04.03.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Makes me positively ecstatic about my $25/month BC Hydro bill. My strata fee is $850, however, which makes me less ecstatic.
27.02.2025 00:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was going to agree with you, but realized that you may be referencing my avatar that depicts none other than Zirk, the infamous intergalactic pervert, in which case, chapeau!
fanlore.org/wiki/Zirk
"Phang's Thang"? I'd watch that π
25.02.2025 18:10 β π 45 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Oh my! I've fallen behind on my Steve Earle.
24.02.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pass, but definitely not intended., but that's what happens when you have teammates in the right position - accidents turn into goals.
24.02.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My nascent Spanish vocabulary benefitted from this post.
18.02.2025 18:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, something you haven't seen is "a totally different game" and "boring"?
17.02.2025 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0To me, your accent is the attribute that stands out least about you π
13.02.2025 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another I should squeeze in before my account terminates :p
01.02.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0