Georgie the Ayrshire Geek

At least you know there are 75,019,230 decent people in the country. It gives some hope for the US.

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These antibiotics are kicking my arse.

Has Trump spat the dummy yet?

Everyone of us had more chance than he did.

He's fucking deluded. He's gonna be so pissed that he didn't win, and that it went to a Venezuelan.

I don't for one minute believe she would slum it and use the Tube.

Trump's gonna start spouting that the Nobel Peace Prize was rigged against him, and that he was the actual winner, isn't he.

If I'd previously won it, then I'd be giving it back as it would mean nothing anymore.

Can we call it what it actually is, THE BBC LIED INTENTIONALLY!!!

Not only is our health care free in Scotland, we have free prescriptions, free eye exams, subsidised dental work, free education for Scottish students, free bus travel for under 22s, over 65s, and disabled people, free baby boxes for all newborns etc etc. This is how you treat your people properly.

This is why it is almost impossible to close a Universal Credit claim once you start working, they want full access to all your details. I've been working full time for over a year now, and still I can't get my UC closed.

Birds of a feather etc etc

But haven't the MAGA crowd been screaming that the dead voted in millions in the 2020 election....they can't have it both ways 😉

He'll confuse her with one of his ex-wives, just like he did with E. Jean Carroll.

Arsehole neighbour woke up half the street having a bloody skip delivered at 6:30 this morning. If this had been anyone else, then he'd have been the one complaining about it and creating merry hell.

It is piracy and kidnapping. Any other country did that and there would be an uproar, but because it is Israel then no one will say anything for fear of being called antisemitic.

Don't forget his accuracy at hitting a mobile phone either.

Before the polls even shut, which is a huge breach of rules.

All I heard during this storm warning reporting was that it was going to hit "Northern Britain". That tells people nothing because in Scotland we are used to that meaning Northern England.

They believe the myth that our education system is worse than theirs. Don't realise we are far smarter than them.

Yeah, but they'll never own up to that.

That still pisses me off, there was no reason at all for that to happen.

The video of Yes votes being moved to the No pile will always stick with me. I honestly think there should have been a full recorded recount so that no question could remain over the count.

Just under half of my monthly cost is standing charge. It's a bloody disgrace.

Just under one half of my monthly cost is standing charge.

So glad to see you back. Was fearing the worst.....or at least that Laoch had stolen dad's access to Internet.

Yeah, I was told I was speaking slang, that I was being lazy, and to speak properly. Then every January we had our Burns competition at school, where we had to learn a poem in Scots and recite it properly. It was all very confusing.

She knowingly committed fraud, and she should be personally prosecuted to the highest level possible. Then every other company who was given money for nothing through the VIP lane, and other means should also have individuals prosecuted.

He spoke to himself in the mirror?

Because that would ruin the rhetoric that allows them to blame "illegal" migrants for everything, and people would then see it was actually bad governance that was the problem.