Tom Long

An orange cat loafing. The setting sun protecting light through a barred window creates the impression of a battery charge bar glowing on the cat's back.

He's charged

I've been saying for a while that President Trump has a 1978 Cadillac Eldorado view of the domestic auto industry and how it functions (profitably) today.

However, this is not Detroit steel.

It's a Soviet-era Russian car.

Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.

My band, Tricks, opened for them at their first west coast gig: The Golden Bear, Huntington Beach, Aug. 1976
It rocked.

bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti

imagine the ketchup

> @jasonkander.bsky.social

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

well when you put it THAT way it sounds … pretty bad, actually

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

the Billionbox Burger restaurant Itaewon, who's slogan is WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT

South Korean advertising stays on another level

OK, honestly... I may die

I don't know, Mr. President. I quite like the sound of the Washington Epsteins and the Cleveland Islanders.

freaking brilliant

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Mary. Joseph is Fucking Pissed

In the UK they are getting ready for Trump's visit by putting up pictures of him with Epstein everywhere.

I salute the Brits for their commitment to trolling Trump

Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent abuse survivors, dies by suicide Other Epstein victims credited Giuffre with giving them the courage to speak out.

A reminder that after years of speaking out against Epstein and giving other survivors the courage to come forward, Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in April at the age of 41.

Let's not forget that there are real human tragedies behind everything we're discussing.

That was easy! The fentanyl problem is solved. Why didn’t anyone sign a paper before?

Joe Gallina
This video of Trump saying he's surprised Biden put in Powell as Fed Chair while a video of Trump nominating Powell HIMSELFplays below is going viral
Share this video of Trump's mental decline because the media won't.They're too busy giving wall-to-wall coverage for some autopen bullshit

know it well

Moe from the Simpsons striding awkwardly across a stage

Cuomo comeback video has some real Moe at the bachelor auction energy

looking forward to it...

And Emmy nominee Ron Howard. Two Oscar-winning directors competing for a TV acting award... times are indeed strange...

First film I ever reviewed. 37 years, yeesh... and yeah, it rocked and still rocks...

Hi Abby, is this a direct message? You can always email me at zingboy@comcast.net.

OK, stop it you maniac... get some sleep, hug someone, but... brilliant as always

again, using your powers for good: Brilliant!

Imagine being commander-in-chief of the world’s largest military and still being afraid of Rosie O’Donnell.