Tom Long

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

A meme showing the same Oval Office photo used earlier, with Donald Trump standing in the foreground while others appear to help someone who has fallen in the background. Text labels have been added: “REPUBLICANS” over Trump and “US ECONOMY” over the group in the background.

Perfect.

He beat the wrap.

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—In what they described as a collaborative effort to share resources and information in defense of U.S. territory, Pentagon officials confirmed Monday that all six branches of the ...

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

The echoes of Obama are crystal clear...

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

they're lovely

wowza

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. . .Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”

— Carl Sagan

stunning likeness, dude

nice... I mean super ugly but nice summation

Wait until he hears that Reagan didn't trust the Russians.

oh, very very good

Then you'd become a writer, musician and painter in kindergarten which... I suppose

More useful distinction possibly is professional. You become a professional writer etc. when someone pays you to write

Might I add many people have found a voice but still have nothing artistic to say...

wow, that's nuts (whatever it is)

Yep, it’s the food stamps.

he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep

> @newyorker.com

Washington Post: White House begins destroying East wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

oh, good... I mean really

fine but get some rest, be brilliant later

Woman holds sign at No Kings protest in New York City saying: “Radicalized by basic decency.”

Simple. To the point. True.

#NoKings

Best sign so far. #NoKingsDay

If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.

Every day, in every way, I’m getting older and older.

John Fugelsang JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory tour.

Reds
Annie hall
Shoot the Moon
The Godfather
Love and death
Interiors
Crimes of the Heart
Manhattan
Sleeper
Baby Boom
Marvin’s Room
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Sister Mary Explains It All