Mallory

I saw it on Thursday. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Most people don’t know this, but anytime a drunk guy grabbed Slash’s hat off his head, Geffen had a hitman on staff who would murder them

YouTube video by muevelo80 BOOK OF LOVE - Tubular bells

Dancing like I’m possessed

Weird, my Dad’s nickname for my Mom was “the abyss” too

Most people can pee standing up. That’s how I know the patriarchy is real. It’s 2025 and my gals are still squatting like dogs in alleys

It’s so messed up, when she became really into worker’s rights, Americans turned against her and started using her disabilities to discredit her political views. She owned the first Akita dog in the US too, named Go-go

I’m dressing up as Baby Spice for Halloween this year. Every year from now, I plan on becoming a different Spice Girl until I actualize into my final form, Ginger

I read about it in a book called Lies My Teacher Told Me, a book that looks at myths told in multiple textbooks. It’s how I found out Helen Keller was a radical communist

Mango’s mustache is cute

I love how Johnny Appleseed did not plant edible apples. He planted cider making apples

Youngsters are so cool, still coming up with new ways to take the piss and freak out the squares. Keep up the good work kiddos

Aww poor mango

I had a doc in the box tell me I had scabies and prescribe me permethrin when I actually had poison ivy once

My Dad was given an xray at St. Francis for back pain, was told he was fine, was sent home to rest, got worse, went to a different ER, got the same testing, vertebrae was broken, and blood levels were abnormal, because he had blood cancer. Oops

I wish more people would migrate over, I really enjoy the vibe here

It Couldn’t Happen Here, a surreal road movie with The Pet Shop boys, taking snapshots of Thatcher era Britain to some of their best hits. I love PSB, had never seen this, and was in awe of it when I finally watched it on the Criterion Channel

Saying “whoo boy, my dogs are barking” before taking my bra off at night

My brain at 4am: tamales tamales tamales my chemical romance tamales…tamales tamales tamales my chemical romance tamales

I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with this. I wish I was surprised. I rarely find medical offices that are in compliance with law around accessibility and have to strong arm them into compliance

There is nothing stopping them from communicating over email as long as you consent to it being unsecure, except for accommodation ignorance. If you are okay w/it, it’s one I use often. I report non accommodating providers to HHS, my insurer and CMS if they take federal funding

Maybe ask to talk to their compliance officer to inquire why reasonable modifications to their policies and procedures aren’t being made for you

The upside to having a health flare is an excuse to watch every A Nightmare on Elm Street film in a matter of days

It feels so good to be smooshed by a heavy one, just remember to get a duvet or something since they can’t be washed easily. I spray mine down with alcohol occasionally

One time I saw a guy I knew at a Yorgos Lanthimos screening. He walked out! That was the moment I lost all respect for his character

The power of positive pooping

Lam, it's the old ham that's new, now with extra listeria

Normie women need hella extra energy with all the unpaid labor they do for men

Your mother sews socks in hell

I have a smart bulb I love and every other smart home thing we have sucks. I hate our next thermostat, I’m convinced it’s evil and sentient

Sounds like a total melf