Banshees of Yerevan

God I thought I needed actual good things to happen to feel happy, I never realized how much weight spite still carries

Tesla stock down 15% today

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

i think there's a linguistic slip happening that's important to understanding the appeal of trump to voters- the anonymous banker doesn't get to say those things, hence not using his name in the article, but trump does, hence the vicarious fantasy. my point is it makes it all way more pathetic

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

Itachi:

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.

Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

Oh I see how it works here. Is this like a place for out of touch liberals who were too embarrassed to migrate to Threads?

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

Time is a straight man’s thought experiment! And I shan’t partake!

You have heard of pronouncing Chipotle like Aristotle joke get ready for pronouncing Bluesky like Torotsky jokes.

The only responsible course is to deny oneself the ideological misuse of one’s own existence, and for the rest to conduct oneself in private as modestly, unobtrusively and unpretentiously as is required, no longer by good upbringing, but by the shame of still having air to breathe, in hell.

every day forever

Keeping a cute little scream in the back of my throat at all times and for various occasions.

i was put on this earth to chill and hook up with hot professors

Twitter is down. So I’m tweeting here. But none of my friends are here 🥲