Gudako

(Looking into the camera like she's in the office)

Chat what the fuck did I just get cursed with.

I've surely had some water. Technically.

(There's literally two cans of coffee sticking out of her purse right now, she's trying to avert the conversation)

How big are you, anyway? Gotta be close to BB sized.

. . . ??????

(Waving regardless)

What the fuck.

(SLUMP)

They really do just keep showing up, don't they. At least Penthesilea stocks never stop rising.

(Being honest isn't exactly... a strong suit of hers. Casting gaze off to the side)

Sorry, what was the question? I imagined you in your leotard and got distracted.

Trick or treat.

I've got bets placed on if the people here are dressed in slutty costumes or stupid ones. Don't let me down chat.

Wife! It felt right to say.

That's good! I should probably stop playing those guessing games myself but it's rough in the lostbelts.

... I sure hope we're done with anything Greek so we don't run into that river.

Hello my darling wife, you're as radiant as ever.

Everyone else hates me for being agreeable and correct.

What happened to supporting women.

I don't need anything but a big pair in my face. It's soothing.

The people boo me for enjoying huge breasts and thick thighs I didn't realize we were in the prude society.

Am I meant to say something different? I was looking forward to it.

Well yes. It was a letdown, so I say shucks.

So I can't hit that?

Aw shucks.

Well I surely wouldn't expect you to do something that'd make you forget it all! But, I wouldn't have been surprised at all if you'd just said it wouldn't affect you.

(Taking the glass and starting to take tiny little sips)

I can never tell, you're really capable of finding the oddest things.

But I'll definitely take a ginger ale! Make it a double~!

Can I get a sip.

Raw. Next question.

No one of any worth was left in there, I can promise you.

Then I want you so much more.

Destruction is part of the cycle, after all. Look at the ashes and see the floral that blooms after the fact.

(Leaning in close)

Wanna set a forest fire then?

Oh is it really. Basically everyone I've met with magic is a bit of a dick in some way so I kinda thought it was the default.

This is why I'm pretty happy to have no magecraft.

I don't think so at all. It'll go dormant, buried so deep that you might forget it's existence entirely.

But that spark is never gone forever, even if you need to rely on the flicker of another's flame to reignite it.

I can't talk about her because I become disrespectful so fast.

Of course they are. Every moment of compassion and love spreads to every person it touches, then every person they touch in turn. With that cycle, so long as someone's alive it's undying!